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 The Necropolis
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next time you see 3 cops together, just ask them "which one of you beats your wife? cause statistically, its one of ya". They will beat the shit out of you, but you'll win in court.
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Just watched the Bleach finale. Wow. Wow wow wow. Thank you for 22 years. I guess I gotta change my Twitter handle now
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This made me tear up, dude
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Replying to @ApenasRafas
je pense qu’elle aurait pu être introduit dans l’épisode comme ici
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fooler initiative@metroadlib22h
. . . AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Listen.....hating your opposing counsel is REAL.
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Cishet Ralsei@h8scd9h
34 days after this tweet was made chatgpt was released to the public
chris person@Papapishu28 Oct 2022
One of the better Cyberpunk lore concepts is that there used to be one big internet and in 2022 one guy fucked it up so bad that they had to shut it down and go back to several smaller networks and they keep the corpse of the old one in a basement somewhere.
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Just put off downloading hinge again for another week, thank you
kw@ratappreciatorOct 26
I made a collage from local dating app profiles. needless to say I don’t fuck with this vibe
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jake rhodes@jakebrodes9h
“The issues been resolved” “Aha-ha. Did you hear anything about it” “Ahh. Last we heard he blew his house up.” Incredible natural comedic dialogue. Should be shown in film school.
Steve
@Dirt_Diver_24_719h
Apparently the guy taking pot shots at planes blew his house up via @theATCapp
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franzi 🎃@KilldeerrrOct 26
they're calling Mike pondsmith evil because he said in cyberpunk theres no way to save the entire world but you can save little pieces of it if you try
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I look at my vuse the way a parent looks at the failed son who they now need to give attention to cause the favorite son died in a helicopter crash
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I think the one lesson to be learned here is this: don’t ever give the mic to a wolkscold
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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عبدالله@ubwx24Oct 25
"B-b-but, they sanitized night city🥺 happy endings shouldn't exist in cyberpunk universe" bro stfu and listen to the goat #cyberpunkedgerunner2
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Droll@TheMoosterChiefOct 26
In the Cyberpunk timeline, this is literally what happened when the US government abandoned enlisted soldiers (except officers) to fend for themselves in whatever country they were stuck in after the Second Central American War, leading to widespread nomads.
marmot
@MarmotRespecterOct 20
the golden age of piracy is fascinating to me because it all started with (mostly the british) navy simply abandoning a bunch of personnel who had no job skills aside from sailing and fighting like imagine the wacky hijinks that would ensue if we had just left a few 100k unemployed infantry in afghanistan
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“By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left- he lost that gun control debate by a long shot” it’s perfect. Sublime. Every word is in exactly the right place, to move one would be to tear down the harmony. These… are first drafts?
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@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Stakeholder Consultant@echetusOct 25
Israeli Official Statement: Our prisoners continue to exhibit the unconquerable human spirit
Politics Global
@PolitlcsGlobalOct 25
🚨🇮🇱 NEW: Israeli Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir says prisoners who created a cake celebrating the potential election defeat of Benjamin Netanyahu have been put in solitary confinement
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DANNYonPC
@DANNYonPCOct 25
Replying to @itamarbengvir
Every time you post something its the most hitleristic shit you can read.
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Román@Zmei_HhsssOct 26
nostalgia is like alcohol. in small dosages if makes you feel alive. in large dosages, you are riding an e-scooter back to your flat while eating a shawarma then the shawarma is lost to the wind and you're bouncing on the cement like a deflated basketball
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dei youngboy@AntifaScapegoatOct 26
The H3 Podcast was CumTown for people who were ejected from their friend groups by unanimous vote
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Anton Rubaclini
@AntonRubacliniOct 26
The US Major sighs to stay calm, when you can tell he wants to pull the Afghan police chief apart like warm bread. That always stayed with me.
Cernovich
@CernovichOct 25
Friend of mine, very lowkey guy, said he wishes he could have killed more Afghani "warlords." It's an evil at scale we can't even begin to comprehend in the U.S. Sure we have occasional serial killers. Over there, it's a house of horrors in every tent.
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You couldn’t pay me to delete this app
Aub ✍️@aubtonomyOct 25
This video
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