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Johannesburg , South Africa
Joined January 2014
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DistantJHB retweeted
Surely I can't be the only person tired of AI being integrated (forced) into every app and website?
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This thread is misogynistic, stop hating on beautiful women
"They work with brands. You guys don't know how much IG and YouTube pays."
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There's nooks and crannies of JHB that are ridiculous
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Whenever I play pool, okes like to say, I have no shot 😂😂
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Not the best sinker but I place the white ball in such shit places
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DistantJHB retweeted
This was his 1939 interview after he took Poland.
🤖 Made with AI
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Na man this oke is cooked
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I'm the 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 of all time, period. The numbers speak for themselves.” When you have to go out and say that you’re the best, it means you’re not really the best. It’s like when a king has to say he’s a king; if he has to say it, it means he isn’t a true king. Source: CNN Portugal / Writer: Samuel
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DistantJHB retweeted
I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product
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CT firmly left JHB behind around 2022 in my mind which is unfortunate. The results of good governance compounds over time. CT announcing projects like this while there’s about 4 streetlights that work on the highway between Glenhove and Marlboro Drive.
Cape Town is developing a new plan for its foreshore precinct: > Demolition of incomplete highways > New bridge to connect inbound lanes to Helen Suzman blvd > Demolition of outbound elevated highway and replacement with a tunnel > New harbour "promenade"
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DistantJHB retweeted
Netanyahu: "I can penetrate this machine (a smartphone) and make you out to be a monster. And if I say it enough people believe it." He doest even hide it. A global Zionist network of espionage, sabotage and lies to keep killing kids and stealing lands.
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DistantJHB retweeted
You get a tender, then some drooling leprechaun comes through to extort you so that Amanda can hit Diamond Walk. This country sucks so much sometimes!
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DistantJHB retweeted
Nine times out of ten, solving for speed is the correct decision. And the bigger the org, the more it will try and solve for “error free” and in so doing create the largest error of all - irrelevance.
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Good this needs to happen in South Africa
JUST IN: Brazil's President officially signs order to shut down the country's online gambling industry
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DistantJHB retweeted
People are so blinded by Ryan Garcia’s social media presence that they genuinely convince themselves he can’t fight. He has 15+ years of pure boxing experience, over 200 amateur bouts, and a hook that puts world champions to sleep. But because he’s good-looking and knows how to use Instagram, people act like he’s a TikTok fighter. He is one of the most disrespected and underrated talents of this generation. Period.
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I love that Ryan Garcia absolutely humbled Devin Haney and Conor Benn 🙏🏼
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Haha so happy Ryan beat the shit out of this arrogant prick 😂
That’s somewhere in the ballpark of $20 million down the drain for TKO.
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I dont get how Justin Goythje is still MAGA Trumps promises vs record 1. Border, deportation. Partly kept 2. No new wars. FAILED 3. Cost of living. FAILED 4. Government spending. FAILED But hey were all getting a 5k check paid for by your children 👏 👏 👏
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DistantJHB retweeted
AI runs on electricity. We can unplug it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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How to destroy a beloved brand. Step 1: Put a soulless, data-driven consultant who has never even seen a basketball court or a running track up close in charge. Step 2: He goes direct! And increase profits while destroying the retail distribution system and betraying a multitude of 20-year-long partnerships. Step 3: Motivated and innovative competitors like On Running and Hoka rush to fill the distribution gap Nike left by abandoning its trusted partners. Step 4: Not satisfied, he fires all the stupid creative people who can't prove any of their ideas work with hard data. What could they possibly know? Step 5: Celebrate when milking the brand for every last cent works for about 18 months, even though the data quickly show a disaster is looming. Step 6: OMG? Wut? Step 7: Fire the old CEO and bring in a new one who's been with the brand since day one. He tries his best, but just too much damage was done. Step 8: Get delisted... Go down in history as the greatest example of data-driven idiots destroying one of the most successful creative brands of all time. The end.
BREAKING: Nike is getting removed from the S&P 100 after 18 years as the stock crashes 79% in the last 5 years.
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