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DistantJHB retweeted
CT firmly left JHB behind around 2022 in my mind which is unfortunate. The results of good governance compounds over time.
CT announcing projects like this while there’s about 4 streetlights that work on the highway between Glenhove and Marlboro Drive.
DistantJHB retweeted
Netanyahu:
"I can penetrate this machine (a smartphone) and make you out to be a monster. And if I say it enough people believe it."
He doest even hide it. A global Zionist network of espionage, sabotage and lies to keep killing kids and stealing lands.
DistantJHB retweeted
Nine times out of ten, solving for speed is the correct decision.
And the bigger the org, the more it will try and solve for “error free” and in so doing create the largest error of all - irrelevance.
DistantJHB retweeted
People are so blinded by Ryan Garcia’s social media presence that they genuinely convince themselves he can’t fight. He has 15+ years of pure boxing experience, over 200 amateur bouts, and a hook that puts world champions to sleep.
But because he’s good-looking and knows how to use Instagram, people act like he’s a TikTok fighter. He is one of the most disrespected and underrated talents of this generation. Period.
DistantJHB retweeted
I dont get how Justin Goythje is still MAGA
Trumps promises vs record
1. Border, deportation. Partly kept
2. No new wars. FAILED
3. Cost of living. FAILED
4. Government spending. FAILED
But hey were all getting a 5k check paid for by your children 👏 👏 👏
DistantJHB retweeted
AI runs on electricity.
We can unplug it.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
More than 10% chance AI 'could kill all humans', Anthropic researcher says bbc.in/4gVCHnk
DistantJHB retweeted
How to destroy a beloved brand.
Step 1: Put a soulless, data-driven consultant who has never even seen a basketball court or a running track up close in charge.
Step 2: He goes direct! And increase profits while destroying the retail distribution system and betraying a multitude of 20-year-long partnerships.
Step 3: Motivated and innovative competitors like On Running and Hoka rush to fill the distribution gap Nike left by abandoning its trusted partners.
Step 4: Not satisfied, he fires all the stupid creative people who can't prove any of their ideas work with hard data. What could they possibly know?
Step 5: Celebrate when milking the brand for every last cent works for about 18 months, even though the data quickly show a disaster is looming.
Step 6: OMG? Wut?
Step 7: Fire the old CEO and bring in a new one who's been with the brand since day one. He tries his best, but just too much damage was done.
Step 8: Get delisted... Go down in history as the greatest example of data-driven idiots destroying one of the most successful creative brands of all time.
The end.
DistantJHB retweeted
Horrible generation! Just fucking dance and enjoy the moment with ya mates. All this recording and going live to basically say “look everyone, I’m here and you’re not” bin it all! 🗑️🚮
DistantJHB retweeted
only low iq westerners still say this. they’re stuck in the 80s and 90s when the west was untouchable. go to bangkok, singapore, shenzhen today and it’s cleaner, safer and more modern than half of europe. we’re coasting on a reputation we stopped earning 20 years ago
DistantJHB retweeted
Football is hilarious. Spurs spent years losing the likes of Bale, Modrić, Kane, Walker and Berbatov while building a new stadium and growing revenue.
Now they can finally afford one huge window with money the club generates — OUTRAGE.
City facing 115 charges though? Sound.
DistantJHB retweeted
Mimosa Bantus are so hilarious to me they don’t just import American talking points they also import American problems and mayors too, talking about we need a Mamdani in Johannesburg.
Johannesburg is in full scale decay, one of the leading issues is hijacked buildings and households by foreigners in the south and north. We need nothing but law and order in this city for a good 10 years.
Bryanston, fourways, Illovo, Cresta, the whole of Randburg etc. are on their way to becoming Hillbrow in the next 10 years.
We don’t need liberal rhetoric from the privileged in this city, we need an enforcer that rules with an iron fist to do a massive clean up.
DistantJHB retweeted
It's crazy that everyone knows what this image represents without any context.
Think about that.
The world will always know and never forget, especially younger generations who had never seen such evil before.
