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With a laundry list of positions to fill this offseason, the Eagles instead prioritized acquiring three WR’s (Wicks, Brown, Lemon) to replace AJ Brown. This will either be a career season for Jalen Hurts or his last as an Eagle.

Howie Roseman did absolutely nothing to help the offensive line situation, failed to properly assess the linebackers & edge rushers, has totally missed on the defensive secondary positions, and put zero thought into the future of the offensive backfield (would’ve been thrilled with a Kenny G keep or more young blood/FB for blocking). He has unequivocally failed to supply this coaching staff with a talented enough roster to win.

.@FatPerez33 might actually be the most collected individual to play the game of golf. Would actually win on a Sunday completely unaffected.

Iconic golf shot.

Started my morning watching the episode two playoff. @RogerSteeleJr is a SICK FUCK. Unreal drive. Legend.

Holy shit dude #internetinvitational

Dude every Monday Seth comes on laid back, arm up, with the most armchair expert takes that just make losses that much more infuriating. For a guy who is supposed to have as much game knowledge as he does he just throws 100 hot takes into the wind with zero insight. Like clockwork I get through a break and shut off WIP until Joe and Hugh come on.

This is the first time in YEARS I feel like the Philadelphia Eagles offense did their job but the defense failed to keep up. Extremely rare game.

Howie Roseman should demand a refund in FULL for this absolute BUM that is Riq Woolen. Dude is PATHETIC.

Seeing the first @stoolpresidente interaction with @MTogisala was actually laugh out loud funny. Dude brought SO MUCH drama last season and you can tell Portnoy loved every second of it. #internetinvitational

The NFC East is once again only playing itself.

Stiffing @ClubProGuy yet again.

A proud @RonDeSantis gloated yesterday about clearing trees and debris that aren’t state responsibility in rural Florida counties while the suburbs of Pensacola still have downed trees blocking access to neighborhoods. Taken 8a CST 10/13 #Isaias

SHIT WAS SO CASH

It’s crazy how much quicker young talent like Bryce Young and Cam Ward look than Jalen Hurts. Young in his third year and Ward in his second are truly adapting to the NFL. Their ability to read defenses pre-snap, process plays in real time, and get the ball out compared to when they entered the league are shining examples of how this should look for young developing talent in the league. Hurts never really found what these guys are showing developmentally. He still struggles to know what he’s looking at pre-snap, go through progressions, and get the ball out.

Jalen Hurts sending guys in motion without watching how a defense reacts or changing plays at the line on obvious pressures is everything you need to know about this dude in his seventh year of playing professional football.

Bryce Harper is a fucking Barnum & Bailey certified C L O W N 🤡

For Andy.