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@DistortedGio

#GirlDad // #FlyEaglesFly // Golf When I Can ⛳️

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@DistortedGioSep 15
Replying to @PhilaFanCentral
Absolutely not. While Dallas has done great things for the team, his execution and elasticity have been a problem. Him out on injury doing this for Halloween last season rightfully pissed a number of fans off. If Dallas continues to show he can play like he did week one, the long term contracts will come.
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@sportdrinkAug 4
POV you tried to show me a 17 minute Grateful Dead song
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New Heights
@newheightshow2 Dec 2024
Leaving Baltimore with a W
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@Eagles2 Dec 2024
Feeling Thankful 😮‍💨 @betmgm | #FlyEaglesFly
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@Plasmaposting9 Nov 2024
Happy birthday, peak gaming aka Halo 2
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@KurtBenkert5 Nov 2024
It’s every game, all game.
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OpTic
@OpTic24 Oct 2024
FIRST PRESTIGE GIVEAWAY ⚠️ Like, RT & tag two friends to win a #BlackOps6 @SCUFGaming controller of choice, SCUF Nomad mobile controller & a Loadout Backpack! Prestige 2 🔜
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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX450018 Oct 2024
darius slay we are gonna put you in the portal.
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Philly is getting the portal
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@RyanRuck6 Oct 2024
Replying to @nexta_tv
What is the exact opposite of a Nobel Prize? Because that's what this deserves.
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@EliotShorrParks30 Sep 2024
Biggest play of the game for Eagles was the first play Jalen Hurts misses Saquon Barkley for a TD Maybe they lose the game anyway, but answering the Bucs TD with a 70-yard TD on first play would have been a statement Eagles needed Hurts to be special. He wasn’t. Breakdown:
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cuki@sunskwon26 Sep 2024
'You all everybody' by drive shaft
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@PopCrave25 Sep 2024
In honor of National One-Hit Wonder Day, what's your favorite one-hit wonder?
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@beinlibertarian24 Sep 2024
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Doug "Censor" Martin
@Censor8 Sep 2024
I am proud to say that we have broke the Guinness World Record for Most Pull-Ups in 24 hours with 9,250 reps. Special thanks to everyone who donated to Project Purple. #guinnessworldrecord #mostpullups24hours
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Barstool Philly
@BarstoolPhilly6 Sep 2024
GO BIRDS 🦅
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@PardonMyTake5 Sep 2024
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SpaceX
@SpaceX5 Aug 2024
Tracking footage of Falcon 9’s first stage booster landing and sonic boom
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Geiger Capital
@Geiger_Capital2 Aug 2024
Realizing that we are currently living through the next great Fed policy mistake
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoud23 Jul 2024
Eminem is now the only rapper with a platinum album in 4 separate decades
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NUCLR GOLF
@NUCLRGOLF17 Jul 2024
🐅📬🎯 Tiger Woods looks absolutely dialed in ahead of the 152nd Open Championship ☢️ @TWlegion
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Skratch
@Skratch16 Jul 2024
#TigerTuesdays Perfectly executed clapback @TheOpen.
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Nugs
@Nugjokes13 Jul 2024
BREAKING: Photo of the man who tried to assassinate trump has been released and is in custody!!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is not who shot Donald Trump, this is alt-right creator Sam Hyde, who is often jokingly blamed for incidents. t.co/u8l3KAAvp5
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