Saints / Wolverines / Atlanta Braves fan · Sometimes ATLUTD when I'm not angry • Barfly, so some of these might be less than sober · Pro BLM, LGBTQIA+ ❤️

Marietta, GA
Joined February 2017
I think in another life I would have been a gas station attendant writing bad poetry about the customers – at Roswell, GA
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Y’all I have not laughed at a commercial this hard in YEARS Be so fuckin for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Make it 10! The Cardinals are officially 0-10 at home since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial.
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Underrated best part of this football season is that Harrison Butker just sucks now
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University of Michigan or New Orleans Saints?
Michigan HC Kyle Whittingham says he's aware that programs across the country are making coordinator changes right now. But at Michigan, "right now, I don't think it's time to panic."
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Complaining about UberEats and Doordash is so funny. Just....get the food yourself? If you don't have a car that's one thing but otherwise
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Following tab is for when you're drinking and for you is for the sober hours I hope this makes sense
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Making bar patrons guilty by association when I play four Noah Kahan songs in a row
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If the news drops at work I don't care I'm screaming at the top of my lungs
I keep checking my phone for breaking news from the Saints.
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How can yall be so bad @Saints? HOW?!?
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There's a man in this bar that doesn't deserve to laugh for 6-9 months time if I'm being honest
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This! My mom and I used to feverishly text each other during games and now we barely mention if we watched them. Carr killed the vibe but Kellen has nailed the coffin shut
Replying to @datboywolf
Mad sad depressed. I said to my husband, this just isn’t fun anymore and it hasn’t been fun since Sean left.
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Definitely spent too much time on my phone post 4pm today
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All my best to the friends and family who emptied thousands of dollars to go to a city under civil unrest and watch their favorite team put up 10 points and lose to the legs of a 43 year old Percocet addict
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Every time the Saints lose I think it's karma/divine intervention for Benson using team resources to help run cover for pedophile priests. Our city deserves better ownership.
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Death, taxes, J.J. McCarthy beating CJ Stroud
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Once again asking the JJ haters to step forward
Left them on red 🤘
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PPT at this point
In the last 12 hours I watched my favorite basketball team blow a 21 point lead and watched my favorite football team score 10 points .
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The #Saints being the worst team in the NFC South - one of, if not the worst division in the NFL is... buddy,,,
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No. They don't even bench people for fumbling.
Replying to @nick_underhill
Think there will actually be change coming, Nick?
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