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Educator|Man of God| IG: dj_fireproof| 90's kid| #RIPDJScrew

McKinney, TX
Joined January 2010
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The Cowboys offense was so bad in 2002 that in the first four games of the season they only had three passing touchdowns, and they got two of them by pretending to fall down:
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Goku vs Vegeta - Dragon Ball Z (Ocean Dub) VCR recording on Cartoon Network (2000)
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This is so important
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This is FRYING ME lmao. Look at Angel Reese’s reaction when Shaq hit her with the “too small” TEARS 😂😂
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She proved his point about women😂 The look on her face when it sunk in though😂😂😂😂
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When Shaq starts laughing like that you know it’s an all time segment
Throwback to this classic
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I don’t know of another team in the history of the nfl where the younger qb had to big bro and be sports psychologist to the supposed head coach one time, much less twice and on the same damn team. I cannot believe The Jones Boys let this fucking mush end my guy’s career.
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This is permanently in my top 5 video clips of all time. Gets me every time
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It was a whole vibe we had on every morning and then you’d stare at it if it snowed hoping your school was on it.
some of you weren’t around for my smooth jazz era and it shows.
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"Bad week for Elon Musk... They're ceasing production of that monstrosity the Cybertruck…you ever see anybody get out of a Cybertruck and think 'That guy's cool?' That thing was the definition of – rhymes with teabag" – Colin Cowherd
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Chucks personality is infectious and he is entertaining. Which is what it’s all about. Obviously. When I did some studio work post basketball, I was told less personality, more stat based analysis. I knew it wasn’t for me. Anyone can spit out numbers. Not everyone is entertaining
I. Have. Never. Laughed. So. Hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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He really said "I'll just do it myself." 😭 What a sequence from Daniel Gafford 🔥
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"don't ask them no more questions and they can't tell you no more lies" - Sturgill Simpson on Voices. Feel like Cowboys Nation needs this today.
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*girls… Cause grown women with bills and responsibilities appreciate stability.
Dear men, You need to understand that some women get bored when a man actually treats them right.
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Replying to @ThatDudeFrm5th
It starts from the top. Always has and always will
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Replying to @DadOfGoda
They’re tryna fry you in the comments for lack of trying, but most organizations wish they could’ve had a transition like Romo to Dak. Truth be told defense and coaching have been the typical issue. Particularly coaching. And by coaching I mean JJ.
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Singing to a woman, going to dances, people dancing, signing yearbooks, talking on the house phone, going outside and leaving our cellphones inside the house
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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You know what 31 other GM's in the NFL don't give a damn about??? FUCKING OIL WELLS!!!!
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on the criticism of him not paying top dollar for coaches: “I drill wells. I have five wells going right now that cost more than any coach.”
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i’m gonna say the quiet part out loud.. there’s always been a certain type of white man in sports media for decades now who always has this same nasty agenda towards young, black, charismatic & CONFIDENT & Cool young rich & successful athletes like LaMelo Ball.. and it’s mostly because their FATHER did a great job raising them and they made it to the league.. and those dweebs hate that shit boyyy LOL most of them got cut in middle school and they CRIED on the car ride home from the last day of tryouts 😂😂😂 they grew up became media members/podcasters and now they take out that pain on pro hoopers 😂😂🫵🏽
Ric Bucher calls out LaMelo “He’s a whole circus wrapped up in one heavily tatted body” 😳 (h/t @SnapshotKyle )
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Imagine being drafted to the team you grew up being a fan of just to find out the hard way how things REALLY are. Any of your pride, leadership or skill won't overcome the bullshit stacked against you. Now you're 33 watching another Muppet lose that week's game on Tuesday.
Replying to @ioftendrift
He knows that it's over for him in Dallas. Dude stuck it out, trying to make the thing happen that he never got to see happen. Grew up a fan. That has to fucking suck man. Like on levels we can't even comprehend
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