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🚨 WOW: Pablo Maffeo during the halftime interview in the Valencia vs Real Madrid game:
“I really don’t feel like doing this interview; I think it’s SH*T. This interview has no place here. We’re playing a game.” 😳💥
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Incredibly, the charities that lobbied for Labour to U-turn on settlement reforms have received £1 billion of British taxpayer money from Labour.
And 4 in 5 of the respondents to the 'consultation' were foreign nationals!
So British taxpayers are being forced to pay activist charities to undermine their interests.
At a time when public services are in crisis.
When you struggle to get a GP appointment.
When thousands of British people die each year waiting too long for emergency treatment.
When a million young people are out of work.
Enough is enough.
Reform will reverse the Boriswave.
We will listen to one voice and one voice only:
The British people.
The replies 🤣
Drunk air passenger who pulled down her underwear and exposed herself in front of holidaymakers on packed jet warned she faces jail
Sarah Parker ignored the pilot’s instructions and got up out of her seat to go to the toilet during take off from Birmingham Airport on the Tui flight to Melbourne Florida on July 24 2025
She then pulled down her shorts and underwear in the aisle in full view of other passengers, a court heard.
'The defendant was intoxicated on the flight from Birmingham in the UK to Florida in the US,' prosecutor Edward Downes told magistrates in Manchester on Tuesday.
'Her behaviour was distressing to passengers, causing danger. She was exposing her genitals in view of the passengers.
The charge read that she behaved in an indecent manner 'by pulling down her shorts and underwear, squatting and exposing her vagina in full view of other passengers'.
Parker also previously pleaded guilty to being drunk on a plane and failing to comply with the pilot's instructions.
Prosecutor Edward Downes told magistrates in Manchester the flight had to be diverted to Manchester Airport with the financial loss amounting to £20,000 pounds.
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This is a masterclass in how to handle layoffs.
Today, Canva CEO’s announcement is next-level classy. Thoughtful, honest and generous.
CEOs worldwide should take note!
Canva is laying off 22% of its workforce, but look at how they’re handling it.
6 months of salary, 12 months of healthcare, career support, removal of the equity vesting cliff, a $10,000 fund for employees who want to start their own business, and even letting employees keep their MacBooks.
You can’t always avoid layoffs, but you can choose how you treat people when they leave.
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Due to freezing conditions in the UK the men's British Naturist Society has seen the size of its members shrink dramatically.
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I'm a moderately successful part time footballer and teacher. I had an altercation with an opposition player where I told him I'd shit down his neck and called him a cunt only to hear from the crowd hello Mr…… I just looked and asked if he'd done his homework
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Summer 2002.
Three mates, a red Vauxhall Nova and absolutely nowhere to be.
£500 car, a full tank of petrol and the whole summer ahead of us.
No smartphones. No social media. No constant notifications.
Just driving around, meeting your mates and making memories.
God, I miss those days.
Who else remembers? ❤️
Everyone’s workplace has a Piers Morgan norsey character - knows fuck all about football and so blinded by his own team, they are always hard done by 🚮 🪖
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Paul Bowen of Bowen Pies powerfully sets out how Andy Burnham has betrayed small businesses like his, the backbone of the British economy.
Gakpo ffs!!!!!! Has he completed a forward pass or ball in final third??? Gets away with it each week
