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Ryan Brown

@DocBrown21

I pee in the shower. Instagram: Docbrown21 http://t.co/qslbxcfKdT

 Belfry, KY
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Joined December 2009
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Walking away is not the hard part. Not looking back is.
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White people shouldn't be allowed to sing blues music. What the fuck do you have to be blue about. Did Starbucks fuck up your order? Blow me
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It's so stupid that feelings are still there after you wake up.
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Sometimes there is just no lesson, no explanation or no reason.
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Relationship status: ironing shirt with George Foreman grill.
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HEY EVERYONE, SHE SAID YES!! (i asked her if she wanted me to leave her alone)
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My favorite batman is the one where Egypt and Syria aren't burning.
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Girl: Hi, nice to meet you. Guy: Hi. Here's a dick pic.
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I could never forget you; I'm just remembering myself.
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If a psychic hits on you, does that mean they already know that you'll put out?
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Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.
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"It's not stalking if you're in love." she mutters under her breath as she gets settled into the bushes for the night.
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Sexting is hard. What rhymes with vagina?
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When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
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I'll be damned if I'm going to work on Harry Potter's birthday! Oh, you're firing me? Well then Aguamenti, bitch.
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I get all my life advice from Kenny Rogers, George Jones, and Johnny Cash. Oh, and sometimes Laffy Taffy wrappers.
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"Wanna get drunk and write songs about cheese dip?" I got this flirting thing down, yo.
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Sarah McLachlan shows up at your door with a keyboard & a depressing song when you won't take your dog outside to pee.
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Hi, my name is Psycho & I think every tweet on Twitter is about me.
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Your eyeball is bleeding. Oh. It's not. It is now, you cunt. And that's how I ended up back in HR.
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