Love my family, love to laugh, and I am a musician.
Orange County, CA
Joined August 2011
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Collette retweeted
His "wishes" to make sure the staff at the venue and the people who attend his shows don't get sick from other people. Those wishes.
.@pattonoswalt announced today he was cancelling five shows - four in Florida and one in Utah - where venues wouldn’t comply with his wishes to require proof of vaccination/negative COVID tests before admittance.
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Collette retweeted
This is basically: “I began to regret fleeing my constituents and leaving them in peril the moment I saw photos mocking me on Twitter.” abc13.com/ted-cruz-cancun-te…
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This morning over Cheerios, we talked about how it was @JoeBiden & @KamalaHarris first full day in office. So, no, it’s not preposterous.
It is illuminating how many adults seem to think kids aren’t paying attention or aren’t talking to the kids in their life about our world.
Collette retweeted
EWWWWWWWWW that fly has Mike Pence on his stomach. #VPDebate
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This is clearly in violation of federal ethics laws and also the wrong color dress to be wearing after eating an entire can of beans.
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“As you can see, the new ‘Chess King for Racists’ clothing line offers affordable fashion with a nostalgic 80s flair...”
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This is madness. Control the outbreak THEN send kids to school. Not the opposite. Who wants to send their kids as the virus sets records locally? Of course I want my kids to have a good education but you have to make it safe for them and teachers. What a failure of leadership...
Collette retweeted
It took Trump less than 24 hours to condemn protestors as "thugs," but it has been over a week and he still hasn't condemned Vladimir Putin for putting a bounty on American troops.
Funny how that works.
Collette retweeted
If you've never heard a fox laugh, you’re welcome!
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I just looked it up.
On the day Trump was supposedly briefed about Russian bounties for killing American soldiers, he was meeting with Diamond & Silk.
Collette retweeted
If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.
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🎶Just a spoonful of Clorox makes your temperature go down...🎶 🌂👨🏼⚕️🌈 #ASpoonfulOfClorox #TrumpDisinfectant
Collette retweeted
If one parent promised to take you to Disneyland someday and another parent offered to take you to the mall today who are you going to get in the car with? Not the one promising you a fantasy land. Vote Joe Biden so we can have nice things....I'm tired
Collette retweeted
I will be matching donations totalling $1,000 per month until the election. Please donate via ActBlue and send me the receipt. I will post matching donations weekly.
Let’s start with @Hickenlooper and to unseat Gardner or @CaptMarkKelly to unseat McSally.
PLEASE RT
Collette retweeted
.@AlanDersh just called my colleague @nikobowie a “coward” and has denigrated my motives — and those of hundreds of other law professors — just because we all think his pro-Trump arguments are ludicrous and aren’t afraid to say so.