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Grond

@DoctorGrond

wizard, doctor, and husband in that order. Profound knowledge of all artifacts (especially ancient). Veteran of every war

Joined January 2017
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Using astral projection to spy on my wife
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The Hibachi chef just emasculated me in front of my wife and close friends
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I been playing so much resident evil that I forgot about freaking President Evil! Holy smokes
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There's an orc in my backyard
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Hold your monkeys close today...tomorrow is not promised
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Statement from friend of Jane Goodall: “Ee ee ooh ooh ah!”
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God is real and Muhammad is his prophet!
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a man is a coin, no obverse without reverse. If you like, remember Jeff Epstein as monster, destroying lives with a wicked nonchalance. But, for me , I will remember him as the man who killed Jeff Epstein.
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they killed peepee garbanzo in cold blood. they ran up and cleaved peepee garbanzo in twain with ancient steel on national television
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Who is Colby Jack
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It's honestly so cute when a tattoo artist posts their flash They're like "Do you like my pictures? 🥺 Does anyone want any of these??" 😔
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Women be collecting jars
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Me when I um. This is basically me when I - uh. This is a bear
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Welcome to the Satanic Temple. First a couple of ground rules: 1. Don't ever be mean to anyone 2. No swearing 3. Have fun!
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At the gym loudly saying "Ouch!!!" everytime I do a preacher curl
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Trying to figure out which Death Grips song is most appropriate for a wedding
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Hey man wanna see a cool trick? (I try to perch my cat on my shoulder but he starts freaking the hell out and biting me)
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You never could make Mr. Bean nowadays. The stunts he's pulled...would never fly in today's climate
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Something wrong, I hold my head, Ozzy gone, Osbourne dead
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Guy at work just told me that Ozzy passed and I think he saw me tear up…
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