Sometimes life feels like falling down an elevator shaft, only to land in a pool full of mermaids.
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Joey Red Stockings retweeted
[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?"
[SMITH]: "We aren't."
[SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>
So now not being a "real Knicks fan" is a concern for Dolan but it wasn't when he was handing out free court side seats to Ari and Rahm Emmanuel, the Haim sisters, Laker fan Chris Rock, Dj Khaled, and all the Wall Street swamp creatures he sucks off. What a miserable pr1ck.
Fox & Friends: “Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Knicks owner James Dolan came face to face just last week. The mayor and the Knicks owner disagreed over a team watch party, and Dolan accused Mamdani of not being a real Knicks fan… Dolan also spoke during the event and appeared to address Mamdani indirectly.”
James Dolan: “Look, I don’t need your vote. I don’t need to quote to you… about what happened here, and it’s because if you’re a real Knicks fan, you know it already.”
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Joey Red Stockings retweeted
My fellow Americans you must eat liver and pay $8 a gallon for gas. Do it for the ballroom.
David Ellison is a testament to the old adage that if you just have a filthy rich father to buy you everything, you can truly accomplish whatever you put your mind to. What a truly American success story!
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Weird. For some people, being on this list gets you a subpoena to testify to an oversight committee. For others, it respawns you from deserved purgatory and back onto a red carpet at the White House. @BrettRatner
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Please stop trying (...and failing) to snatch ebike delivery agents and construction workers and start deporting anyone who talks on facetime in public, esp the ones w no head phones in. @ICEgov
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We're inching closer and closer to the performative "protect the children!" loons embracing a proven sex trafficker if it means some measure of exoneration for their overlord.
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Tough couple weeks for the "just wait, all of it is gonna come out" pet conspiracy chasing cultists. Onto new rabbit holes they'll go for their dopamine fix disguised as vigilance.
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Uncle Sam's favorite pastimes of dropping bombs and hating poor people run neck and neck. Big night for bombs but hold on there's still a bill yanking healthcare from millions of people on the table, gonna be a tight finish. 🏁
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"The Vanda Pharmaceuticals post game show." Does it get any more American than that? #StanleyCup @NHL_On_TNT
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now I know where @SavWooood got his bar brawl technique, film study of the master at work.
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Kevin Hart is a grown ass 45 year old man and his whole shtick is emasculating and embarrassing himself. Leave the all star game alone Kevin, it's bad enough on its own without your help.
The NBA All Star People From the Internet Featuring One Guy From a TV Show That Ended Six Years Ago Game
Think I got it.
#RufflesCelebGame #NBAAllStar
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Travis Scott is awful. Please stop all concerts at sporting events immediately (excluding the Super Bowl). #NationalChampionship
He should ride one of the vessels he was gifted $391k a year to be in charge of before he goes. It would be his first and last time and he can take the lovely piss scent with him as a reminder of his tenure.
BREAKING: CTA boss Dorval Carter is retiring after years of mounting pressure over struggling transit service. buff.ly/4jaHPob
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The @whitesox, @chicagobulls , and @NHLBlackhawks all suck and now they want fans to buy an antenna to watch games. Or go back to cable in the age of chord cutting. Or switch pay services to the *one* they have a deal with.
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Bleeding fans dry of money and alienating fan bases are what sports owners do best and none are doing it better these days than the boneheads in #chicago
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