Sometimes life feels like falling down an elevator shaft, only to land in a pool full of mermaids.
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Joey Red Stockings retweeted
[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?"
[SMITH]: "We aren't."
[SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>
Joey Red Stockings retweeted
My fellow Americans you must eat liver and pay $8 a gallon for gas. Do it for the ballroom.
Joey Red Stockings retweeted
For years, I wished someone inside 3M could give me insight into the company’s decision to keep making and selling “forever chemicals” even though they were accumulating in people. Then I met Kris Hansen... propublica.org/article/3m-fo…
Joey Red Stockings retweeted
Dick Butkus personified Chicago toughness with the Bears chicagotribune.com/sports/be…
Joey Red Stockings retweeted
“Why didn’t you just call a plumber.”
— Janice Soprano
“With what! My fucking toes.”
— Junior Soprano
Joey Red Stockings retweeted
"Making the talent worry about the business is always a dangerous strategy, because it allows the business people to fail and blame it on someone other than themselves." defector.com/new-york-times-…
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The huffy defense of Harlan Crow's collection of conversation-sparking Hitleriana is funny because it's a reminder of how many conservative public intellectual types have either been on this weird dullard's teat for many years or aspire to it.
Joey Red Stockings retweeted
At 29, my net worth is $25m. Here's how I got there:
* Saved $500k from my job over 8 years
* Saved $250k from my side hustles
* Bought $1.25m in highly leveraged real estate
* Received a $23m gift from my parents when I turned 18
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Joey Red Stockings retweeted
Grim, yes, but fascinating to watch desperate-for-clout right-wing grifters welcome Kanye into the fold, imagining he — like them — understands how to hint and suggest and dog whistle without actually saying the thing, only to be surprised when he literally says "I like Hitler"
