7 top 20 teams losing in consecutive weeks has to be a rarity. @ESPNCFB

Change? That guy is so 15 years ago.

Good piece, Katie!

He showed that release on the turnover in the 2nd. He's not looking for his shot as much as he used to, which is why it looks weird.

Someone check for @SamanthaJPell's attendance. @rmnb

Had two wide-open one-time opportunities and they didn't pass it to him either time.

He's been kind of a square peg his whole career here.

If we end up with an Empty Net Tequila Bailamos Hat Trick, will @rmnb be enveloped in some sort of singularity?

I was reliably informed this was A.I.

Is that someone calling his name from the other team?

Tuch it in!

That's horrible defensive communication.

See what happens when everyone has money?

Partially. Also been told a lot of lies.

How many homes you own?

The last time you passed a bill?

Hey, look, Douglas is Smart again!

You forgot one extremely important subset... Deez.

Can we get a play-by-play of what the bystanders are saying?

Are you familiar with this ratio?