bury me with my tweets

Joined November 2010
steven leonard retweeted
there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.
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7:27 am: unfurling my proboscis to sip some nectar 9:32 am: unfurling my proboscis yet again...
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Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve
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"Hello" is a beautiful word that means "Thank you for being in front of me"
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they should write poetry about this for like a thousand years and then invent both analytic and continental philosophy afterwards to continue this discussion
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@atmoioFeb 9
Language is a tool intelligence can drive. It is not itself intelligence.
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O SHIT A RAT, 2019
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Marijuana is called “reefer” because that’s what you “refer” to it as
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Smoking that shit that makes me… Me. ❤️🫶
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Legalize Box
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made the mistake of getting into a quantity contest w my friend Multiplicitous Greg
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for tonight's entertainment why don't we put the unsubtle homie in a delicate situation
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that’s right, i’m on SSRIs... a SSRIous amount of ice cold beer
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which would you rather suffer from: birth defects, or a dearth of breakfast?
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how it feels to rev your car in residential areas
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The word "laundry" contains both steps of the laundry process: 1. Undry 2. Dry
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instagram has revolutionized the way I watch women get dressed
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I'm a gaunt, mawkish monster, wanting naught but to haunt your mom's irresponsible tonsils
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it may be that the archetype for what I want romantically is a "mommy", but it should be understood that a "mommy", to me, is not primarily a caretaker, but rather a person for whom to be a good boy
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buddhist Ocean Vuong be like “on earth we’re briefly horses”
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