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Doug Fischer

@DougFischerLaw

Law, cannabis, etc. | Cannabis General Counsel | Views my own, unless you want to adopt them

 Boca Raton, FL
Joined October 2011
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The legal department group photo when you’re a solo GC.
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Sure sex is great, but have you ever heard the opposing manager back his outfielders up every time your kid comes to bat
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Chris Hayes
@chrislhayesNov 5
I will say this: in my entire career covering politics, Donald Trump is *by far* the most effective free trade advocate I’ve ever seen.
Stephen Moore (@StephenMoore) profile pictureStephen Moore
@StephenMooreNov 4
One silver lining from election night? Free trade was the biggest winner.  Voters hated tariff policies, especially in the South and in rural America.
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I AM NOT ACCEPTING THE RESULTS OF THIS ELECTION! I will be filing a lawsuit against Sydney Gruters campaign…our fuhrer bribed my constituents $5,000 to vote for her…this can’t be legal!!! This is corruption! And I’m not gonna pretend like a fucking isn’t! trump is a fucking corrupt pedophile that started an illegal war…there’s no way anybody would vote for somebody that he endorses!
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Who wore it best? Mustache edition.
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Matt Margolis@ItsMattsLawOct 15
“I’m a lawyer!” “I’m an attorney!” you’re an asshole
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“This is structural” was not something people said in conversations two years ago. I’d like to go back.
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My wife after I registered the kids for aftercare but her girlfriends were all too slow and missed out
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So it’s Michael Clayton but sexy??
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesAug 13
‘DISCRETION,’ a legal thriller series starring Nicole Kidman & Elle Fanning, has begun filming. A summer associate (Fanning) at a prestigious law firm uncovers a web of NDAs masking a dark truth, putting her in the crosshairs of the firm’s most powerful female partner (Kidman).
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Thank you Supreme Court!!!
Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) profile pictureAdam Crafton
@AdamCrafton_Jul 5
BREAKING @TheAthleticFC Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development. Story with @Dan_Sheldon_ nytimes.com/athletic/7423410…
Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)

Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)

Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game at Lumen Field in Seattle but is now free to be selected.

nytimes.com
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Little league is the greatest. Coach is teaching kid to keep his head still at the plate. “What’s your favorite drink? Pretend it’s on your helmet and it can’t fall off.” Third basemen: “his favorite drink is pee!”
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Called OC's argument "fundamentally unserious."
Barred and Bearded (@RileeDHarrison) profile pictureBarred and Bearded
@RileeDHarrisonApr 28
Lawyers bragging to their lawyer friends like “I absolutely roasted opposing counsel in my brief” when in reality in one sentence in their response brief they alleged opposing counsel’s argument was “without merit”
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Yeah sex is great, but have you tried hearing about a legal issue that makes you freak out before looking back at the docs and realizing that years ago you negotiated the perfect language to make it a non-issue
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Wake up, #lawtwitter. New contracts hypo just dropped.
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My 11 year old told me he and the boys at school have been playing bloody knuckles (remember that game?!). I sincerely believe this is better for his development than typing some bullshit into an LLM.
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IEEPA tariff refunds are coming. Yes, the government will appeal. No, they are not likely to succeed. I am mildly excited, can you tell?
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Great job to all the cowardly firms who settled. Really covered yourselves in glory.
Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) profile pictureKyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1Mar 2
Breaking WSJ: The Trump admin plans to abandon its defense of Trump's executive orders sanctioning several law firms. DOJ — as soon as today — is expected to drop its appeals of four trial-court rulings that struck down Trump's actions against Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, Perkins Coie, and Susman Godfrey. wsj.com/us-news/law/trump-ad…
Exclusive | Trump Administration Drops Defense of Law Firm Sanctions

Exclusive | Trump Administration Drops Defense of Law Firm Sanctions

The Justice Dept. plans to abandon its defense of the president’s executive orders that targeted Jenner & Block, WilmerHale, Perkins Coie, and Susman Godfrey.

wsj.com
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Guy who uses AI every day but also thinks it kinda sucks (me)
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Don’t know whether to target the fit corner of #lawtwitter or the fit portion of the #CannabisCommunity with this post but anyway I finished a marathon in 4:20 😂🏃🍃💨
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Marco Foster
@MarcoFoster_Jan 27
Jon Stewart on the ICE murder of Alex Pretti: “They’re lying. We saw it. That’s how brazen they lie when they know we’ve seen the truth. Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them. Maybe that explains why Alex Pretti really was a threat. Because he was brandishing a weapon. A handheld, aluminum, 1080p, 60fps weapon of mass illumination. Because there is nothing more dangerous to a regime predicated on lies than witnesses who capture the truth”
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When a lawyer says they're a warrior preparing for battle, that means they're flying premium economy to an arbitration in a mid-tier city. Might be enjoying a biscoff.
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