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William Drell

@DrellWilliam

Occasional writer. Confirmed fed. Villain of my personal narrative.

Joined October 2022
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This guy really forked himself.
唯我独尊・宮内蛍 (@real_hotaru) profile picture唯我独尊・宮内蛍
@real_hotaruOct 28
Goodnight
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I'd like to remind every proctologist out there to trim their fingernails.
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An IQ test:
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AI critics: "AI gaslights you and tells you you're awesome." Grok:
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Me watching my timeline fill with Indian slop accounts because the people I follow keep interacting with them.
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I stay fat out of loyalty.
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@ShitpostRockOct 24
>guy who's been fat all his life >finally gets fit >instantly gains an ego and cheats on his wife More common than you might think
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@cosyposterOct 21
If you saw those photos today, you'd think AI.
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@DrellWilliamOct 20
Replying to @LitterboxComics
Mom uses Turn Undead.
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@IlanBlockOct 18
Draw me like one of your French girls
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I just assume a fat guy with tattoos is a piece of trash. "How can I look more defined and hard without going to a gym or eating less?"
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Me: I need to get in better shape. Also me:
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@snackolatorOct 15
IT'S HAPPENING! Reese's is dropping a 52oz *pie* that is a GINORMOUS Peanut Butter Cup! This was sold online five years ago and went instantly from @reeses and is FINALLY getting a true release in stores. So far it has been spotted at BJ's Wholesale Club and is an absolutely need! It is $39.99 for those wondering and is gonna be better than ANY pie you might bring for Thanksgiving. Would you grab a Reese's Pie for the holidays?! #reeses #reesespeanutbuttercups #pies #candy #pie
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@OrwellNGoodeOct 16
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I'm glad I can browse X while I'm on a plane so I can not care if we crash.
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Did every hotel simultaneously give up on the idea of providing in-room entertainment beyond the most trash local cable package? I have the most basic Comcast package at home and have about a hundred more channels.
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@unusual_whalesOct 12
Hackers raised the temperature of refrigerators and freezers at hundreds of French supermarkets to as high as 50 degrees Celsius (122 degrees Fahrenheit) overnight, causing fires and spoiling food, per Reuters
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"Christianity is when you let people kill you" is a really bad marketing strategy.
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