everything is so fucking stupid

Manchester, NH
Joined February 2020
We just put out a music video. It is really good and a lot of wonderful people put a lot of work into it. Even if you hate our music you should watch it on mute. It’s professional as hell and looks amazing
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There’s those lambchops and gravy for ya
Jaylen Brown struggled in the Sixers loss tonight 😬 16 points 5/20 FG 5 fouls -19 Philly drops their first game.
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You realize this is a good thing though, right? Like, if it gets more people exposed to the subgenre, and leads to more people finding movies by like, for example, Yuzna and Cronenberg.. that’s a big win
Clayface is like baby’s first body horror film.
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(I haven’t seen Clayface)
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I can’t believe there are people out there who react to genuine human compassion with anger, scorn, and vitriol. Please for the sake of our entire society, go to therapy. Talk to another human being about your feelings. Fucking A man, we are toast
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Almost died 8 year ago today. Dude OD’d while driving and hit me while I walked, pinning me to a tree. Thankful to still be here, thankful I fought tooth and nail to reduce his jail time as much as possible and replace it with 3 years of intensive inpatient rehab. Hope he’s okay
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I did not intend for this to gain traction this was for the 12 people who actually like my tweets but thanks for the kind words. ❤️ weirdo chuds have found it so I’m going to mute now because we live in hell :^)
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Unfortunately it has irrevocably changed my life for the worse in many ways (chronic pain, PTSD, etc) but it also made me a more patient and understanding person. Shit’s weird. Earth is an incredible place
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There’s a reason he’s easily the most popular living president lol Literally has aura. I disagree with a lot of what he ended up doing (and not doing) but it’s impossible to deny the sauce
sorry to lib out but he’s so fuckin smooth
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Built to Spill tonight but also this cold keeps coming back a little after a couple days and the ticket was cheap and maybe I just go to bed early but mannnnnn built to spill and quasi
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Anyone could just go as themselves for Halloween and say they’re Clayface. That’s a free one for the lazy Halloweeners out there.
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Perfect example that shit doesn’t have to stay toxic. The team and the fans hated Ray when he chose the Heat. Time heals all wounds. The guys have made up, Ray comes to cheer on Tatum and the boys, and he gets celebrated. It doesn’t have to stay this way forever Jaylen
Ray Allen with the Celtics. All one love when everything's settled.
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Obviously different circumstances but what I’m saying here is Jaylen almost seems like he’s actively TRYING to become a villain. I dunno if it’s a mindset thing for him this season or what, but like.. it doesn’t have to end like this dude!
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bennny retweeted
MEET PERFECT OUTCOME MAN: Obvious reaches turn into clear perfect wins! Marginal signings swing seasons! Never makes a mistake! Is Probably Lucifer!
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The way they’re acting you’d think Tatum was a 35 year old vet and Jaylen was 21 or something. Shit is embarrassing
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I literally still wear a Jaylen Brown C’s hoodie I got his rookie year. I was a day one believer in the guy and defended him through some ROUGH playoff series. But it gets to a point. And especially so when you’re no longer wearing that green jersey. 🤷‍♂️
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I would like to thank Jaylen Warren for being Mr. Dependable. One of the most consistent RB2s I’ve had to start a fantasy seasons since I can remember. Consistent floor and I don’t even think he’s reached his ceiling in a game yet so far (maybe that 36 against the Colts tbh)
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Have some damn shame, man
Jaylen Brown's response to Jayson Tatum saying there's no beef: "He got a great PR team. There's no beef but there might be a little lamb chops with some gravy." (🎥 via @krisrhim1)
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How is anyone surprised the Heat suck ass
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Yo La Tengo greatest band on earth
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They’re also a severely underrated stoner band. Put on any of their records when you’re baked and it’s exactly what you needed, lemme tell ya
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Really like the design of this guy. It’s the perfect combo of silly/stupid and edge lord
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