@ninastarner

rather well known niche cabaret legend. Swiftie. I talk too much. words in @Looper @IndieWire @vulture @slashfilm @PhillyInquirer & opinions are mine. she/her

 Philadelphia, PA
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Joined March 2009
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the john wick movies make sense to me because if someone fucked with my dog I’d do all the stuff he did
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stop giving him ideas you idiot
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If President Trump was losing an election then called up his former personal attorney turned Supreme Court justice to extend voting by 3 hours... All of the media would be sounding the alarm on corruption. But when fascist dictator Lula does it for Brazil the media cheers his victory.
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"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore
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Kharg Island Margaritaville@canderaid15h
Two talking heads debate whether Obama’s ‘Cheesecake Factory’ quip will hurt Dems while on split screen a fully nude Donald Trump bellows racial slurs about Somalis
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don't forget that he shits in a gold toilet and has never been to a grocery store or flown commercial
Nick@BigBicNick16h
Obama is an elitist snob, which is why real America voted for the billionaire Epstein class draft dodger president that’s never used a hammer or a power tool in his entire life
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@nazzobetweeting15h
i am simply not interested in hearing y’all’s dumbass “both sides are the same” fucking bullshit when this is the republican party. these people are fucking GHOULS.
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@Acyn17h
Beamer on El-Sayed: He has a birth certificate but he's not an American. He had the choice to be an American or not. He has chosen otherwise. He has blood that's red. However, he has chosen to remove any strain of the white and blue part in his blood. We cannot allow this man to invade and, occupy our country. (He is an American)
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when i'm president HOAs will be illegal thank u 4 ur attention 2 this matter
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Shark3ozero (Sigma Male)@Shark3ozeroOct 24
Everyone getting a little fruity this year is the real October surprise
Acyn
@AcynOct 24
OBAMA on El-SAYED: You see those big guns, that's why he wears those t-shirts.
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I will venmo $500 to the first reporter to ask donald j. trump to define the word "jihad"
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John Cougar Colleencamp@BillTouspilleOct 25
The right: “The left can’t take a joke!” Obama: makes a joke The right: starts a brand new culture war over…The Cheesecake Factory
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9 days out and we're getting winners like "my voters are fucking stupid as shit"
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar20h
Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means
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I have decided I like her. sports car is fun. greedy is fun. this song is fun. it's not that deep!
Don@Katniseverquen23h
“This is her espres-“ Baby this is her Housewife

Tate McRae — Housewife

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one time he asked for dijon mustard on his burger and they were ready to draw and quarter him
Generic Dem Fan 🦅🇺🇸@RationalWins21h
Glad ppl who weren’t following politics during the Obama years can see the pearl clutching over the Cheesecake Factory joke in real time. Bc yes, this is actually how conservatives acted every single day lmao
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il sont cuits
clem // taylorpilled hebertcel@citrus_seashoreOct 24
I keep seeing french tweets eviscerating japan. Are there any japanese tweets doing the same to france or are they just cooked
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“one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections” from the traitors who brought you January 6
Stephen Miller
@StephenMOct 24
Dems placing a second Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska (a fake candidate designed to conceal who is the actual US Senator running for re-election) is one of the most egregious attacks we have seen on the integrity of American elections. It reveals pure contempt for voters.
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Georgia Coley@artwithinpodOct 25
underrated joke in You Can See Everything is Billy saying “the prototype will be done in less than a year” and Nathan saying “well, let me know when it’s done” followed by the hard cut to TWO YEARS LATER
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peyton 🎃@whozgrimezOct 24
okay it might be a low bar to clear but joe biden objectively was the most pro-trans president ever. that's just a fact. like literally who else could it possibly be
🌹Róisín🌹@Bingo_42Oct 23
A lot of libs bought the "Biden was the most pro trans president ever" lie and I'm pretty sure it's fully based on him reversing the military ban and the (admittedly funny) "at least 3 genders" comment. They didnt care enough during his admin to notice the transphobic policies.
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Sassington, M.C.
@MissSassboxOct 24
"my mama said we gotta go, okay bye"
Pubity
@pubityOct 24
A photographer in Alaska spotted a little bear cub waving goodbye to her. Images via i/brookelittlebear
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Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸@rowanfornowOct 25
It's so funny to try and resuscitate the "Obama is a snob" thing after 10 years of worshipping billionaire real estate mogul Donald J Trump.
Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlockOct 24
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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He-Hulk: Attorney at Law 🪷 🐝@TrevvyTrevOct 25
For those of you who weren’t old enough to pay attention when Obama was president, this is the kind of stuff conservatives mean when they say he was the most divisive president in history. Same night Trump said that 98% of Somalis are low IQ and refuse to work, btw.
Michael Shindler
@MichaelShindlerOct 25
The majority of Americans like the cheesecake factory. It's a very profitable business. People go there on dates, for family meals, and to hang out. A good speechwriter or strategist would know this.
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SPOOKY matrix@matrix__thingOct 24
As a french speaker I think the automatic translation on those french tweets really don't show how fucking hateful those tweets are
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