@drunkreverend.bsky.social. EITM Goon Squad. Whiskey is happiness.
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Reborn through time.
The Legend of #Zelda: Ocarina of Time is out now on #NintendoSwitch2.
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew.
You've loaded up Ocarina of Time.
No school tomorrow.
Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long.
A perfect fall night.
You are 36 years old.
The year is 2026.
I’m fucking tired of people confusing losing an election with disenfranchisement. It’s rural representation, then ballot language, then farming, then dividing metro and country. Pick an argument. Counties aren’t people, land doesn’t vote, and democracy doesn’t owe you a victory.
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Can we please make it a rule that tyler can only play christmas songs, win his inflatables are up
@EITMonline
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@EITMonline For a man that hates wildlife, he is sure bringing a lot of it into the studio all of a sudden
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The Russo Brothers explicitly told Channing Tatum he can't go "full Cajun" in Doomsday because they need people to actually understand the plot
The man waited 10 years to finally say "wooimbouttamakeanameformyselfhere" on screen, only to be told to speak clearly.
People are already arguing over whether a readable accent ruins the character or saves the movie
My kid had a choice between hanging with me or cleaning out the litter box. Y’all, apparently I’m less appealing than literal cat shit.
What are the odds of massive discounts on 2026 Tundras? Wondering if it would be worthwhile to entertain trade in offers during an oil change.
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All of this was avoidable.
All Republicans had to do was keep the promises they made to win in 2024.
This is the biggest fumble in modern political history.
