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Nigerians making stir-fry spaghetti with fake soy sauce, fake groundnut oil, fake oyster sauce and fake dark soy sauce.
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Make top 2% earner for this Nigeria they fear to buy sharwama and ice cream 😭😭😭
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Maslow's hierarchy of needs teaches us that people must have their basic physiological needs met before they can meaningfully concern themselves with higher level needs.
How do you explain the importance of wildlife conservation to the average Nigerian who is hungry, struggling to survive and has little or no understanding of conservation?
Foreign Man Pays Men Attempting to Sell Sea Turtle Along Road Near Eko Hotel, Lagos, and Returns It to the Sea
"Today, I witnessed something that genuinely broke my heart but also restored a little of my faith in humanity.
While leaving Eko Hotel, Lagos State, I saw some men trying to sell a sea turtle in the middle of the road as though it were an ordinary item of trade.
A foreign man stopped and tried everything possible to stop them. He shouted, pleaded and appealed to the people around him, including the uniformed police officers present, to understand that what they were doing was wrong.
Sadly, it seemed his voice was the only one speaking up for a creature that couldn't speak for itself.
However, he refused to give up. He eventually paid the men for the turtle, not to own it but to give it another chance at life.
With the assistance of a police van, the turtle was taken back to the sea and released into its natural habitat."
— A lady shares what she witnessed near Eko Hotel in Lagos State.
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Being an adult gamer means spending all day looking forward to gaming and then discovering you have approximately 47 minutes of energy left when you finally sit down.
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Being an adult sucks because sometimes you want to play video games but then you're too tired to play video games
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Interviewer: feel free to ask any question
Me : So who is dating that fine secretary 🌚
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Dear Nigerians,
You cannot solar-panel your way to national development.
This is just another version of the “I better pass my neighbour” generator era that ends up lining the pockets of capitalists.
We went from buying fuel to escape darkness to buying panels to escape darkness.
At what point do we stop adapting to dysfunction and start demanding a functioning country?
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To everyone I told, “I will see what I can do at the end of the month”
I’ve seen it. There’s nothing I can do
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Scar literally orchestrated a massive wildlife stampede to murder his own brother, gaslit his traumatized toddler nephew into taking the blame, and told him to run away and never return. We really just sat there as kids singing 'Hakuna Matata' while a literal coup and a royal assassination just went down 💀🎥🍿































