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A president who got 2.9 million fewer votes is being protected by a Senate majority where Republicans got 12 million fewer votes than Democrats in 2018
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Dylan retweeted
Replying to @BetoORourke
Lmao, ask your buddies for some cash:
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Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.
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UMD always sending emails reminding us to pay our tuition but they can't even remember to pay their power bill on time lol
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#BREAKING: Downed wires cause fire in Damascus myfoxdc.com/story/28184184/d…
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The University of Maryland, College Park will be closed tomorrow, Tuesday, February 17, 2015, due to inclement weather.
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Best. Advice. Ever.
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Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait.
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#NewSATQuestions What should one do before pressing the gas pedal? A. Slow Down B. Grab the Wall C. Speed Up D. All of the Above
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Somewhere Putin just strangled a snow leopard with his bare hands.
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BREAKING: John Cena fights with fellow teammate Helen Keller while shouting "You Can't See Me."   
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Watching U2 from the closet. #funny #loop vine.co/v/halVap0UmKX
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Extremely sad news today. Rest in peace Andrew. Prayers and deepest sympathy for the Streicher family, you will be very missed. #AJS 🙏
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