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i make drum and bass music you can sing to i don't really use this app

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Joined January 2017
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I Don’t Wanna is out everywhere NOW! Hope you all enjoy this one 🤍 distrokid.com/hyperfollow/dy…
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We live in a different world, if this dropped today it wouldn’t clear 15,000 likes
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
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this being the creepiest phone call of the entire challenge #CelebrityTraitors
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Cool, now tell me which party is the most popular.
🚨BREAKING: Restore Britain is now more popular among 18-24 year olds than Reform UK [@YouGov ] The future is ours patriots Were taking our country back
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couldn't do that on a uk plug, get fucked buzz
this is why it never stays plugged in... #ToyStory5
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is justin bieber still relevant guys?
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they’ve made the trafford centre more posh because what do you mean I’m pissing into a golf hole???
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yeah but zack polanski did his big shop at waitrose the other day
BREAKING: Nigel Farage bought a £1.4 million property in cash, shortly after receiving a £5m personal gift from billionaire donor Christopher Harborne, Sky News learns. Sky's political correspondent @AliFortescue has this exclusive story ⬇️  trib.al/1bMRCCs
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I have a theory that not a single reform supporter understands how elections work
The day woke socialism died. General election now.
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Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse
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The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.
David Attenborough is now officially 100 years old.
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counting or not counting naan violence?
Students threw a tub of curry during a debate on why I believe DEI is racist at the University of Bristol. I’ll be looking to press charges against those who attacked me, and at the same time I’m now facing allegations of physical assault after defending myself.
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watching life becoming inaccessible for the average person in real time
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Strange that the prime minister or senior Labour ministers have not come out and loudly condemned this. It seems as though certain minority groups aren’t worthy of being defended these days by our government.
A man has been arrested on suspicion of arson with intent to endanger life after a fire at an LGBT+ nightclub in Milton Keynes. Thames Valley Police received reports at 2 am on Sunday that the Pink Punters venue in Milton Keynes was on fire.
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The solution to this problem is RIGHT THERE yet you still got it wrong…???
I’m campaigning for a Great British Railcard. Private firms fleeced us for years - just to get to work, appointments or see loved ones. Public ownership must end the rail rip-off. You can get a railcard like this 👇 (but smaller) if Ministers back my plan for cheaper fares.
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like just MAKE THE FARES CHEAPER for everyone guys it is literally that easy rather than making another fucking railcard
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For anyone curious i now have 6 train miis. thameslink & metropolitan line have crushes on eachother and the DLR has a crush on avanti west coast. What the fuck is going on
this game is already so good Meet thameslink and Metropolitan Line
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i raise you one further
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yes I know it took almost 90seconds I’m on a phone
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He has risen! Happy Easter!
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UK is a strange place. Bob Vylan is blacklisted pretty much everywhere whilst Kanye West who rocked diamond swastikas and made a song with a video called Heil Hitler….aaaaaand said slavery was a choice gets welcomed to wireless with open arms. All strange
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