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Daegs

@DynamicDaegan

look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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Joined July 2009
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bae: come over me: i'm busy bae: i'm going to give the Covenant back their bomb me: teapaw.org/DynamicDaegan/status/4…
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They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾
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There are very few things in this world that a good shower beer can't fix.
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Damn i gotta tweet more i just lurk
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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Had a terrifying dream where the middle of my hair was graying at a rapid pace and I started going bald. Kinda like a reverse mohawk. Awful.
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Cleavage. It speaks to us from the time before memory of love, comfort, warmth, softness and food. Cleavage. Oh yes. Cleavage.
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Japan has been kickass so far.
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I have come across some top secret information that I hope will lead to the capture and detainment of the Grinch. This thing goes all the way to the top.
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Is wanting to drink barbicide a universal experience or am I alone in this
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Keys for the key bowl, skulls for the skull throne
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Replying to @GenghisGar
@haunter_ i have no time to be in a club *in a low horrid voice*
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ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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I've never seen a robbery in my life. This Stars vs. Wilds game may be the exception.
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We’re just innocent men
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Every gas station we've stopped at on this road trip is out of regular Garrettos. This is my Joker moment.
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@dril22 May 2012
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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I am a photoshop master @meatballgag
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