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look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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Joined July 2009
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They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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Cleavage. It speaks to us from the time before memory of love, comfort, warmth, softness and food. Cleavage. Oh yes. Cleavage.
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Replying to @GenghisGar
@haunter_ i have no time to be in a club *in a low horrid voice*
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ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart
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We’re just innocent men
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IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
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.@GregAbbott_TX Every time I hear your name, I pick this up, I hold it for a while. Greg, I hear it crack sometimes. What do you think I’m going to do when it breaks someday
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every tome i see this photo of my moms dog i gasp
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RIP MF DOOM
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When James Bond shoots you at the start of the movie it makes me feel like shit
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i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others
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i made a small animation of the earthbound/mother 2 kids! i had a lot of fun with this one. i wish this game had a remake of some sort 🥲 all models were created by me from scratch, along with the rigging/animation/lighting.
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Replace all Columbus statues with this truly amazing Italian American.
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girls make fun of 3 in 1 body wash because there jealouse of how much free time it gives guys to play with there friends on the computer
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I just asked @SenSanders for his reaction to @HillaryClinton saying “no one likes” him. He said, “On a good day, my wife likes me, so let’s clear the air on that one.” He then pivoted to talking about impeachment. More tonight on @NBCNightlyNews
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Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?
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