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•have no fear•

Joined March 2010
Me: I can't decide if I want an omelette or french toast Server: oh you can get both! Me:
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Well….yes lol.
I’ve been binging gilded age and it’s just pure mess draped in couture.
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If we really talking about PRODUCTIVE actual legislators…. Rep. Lauren Underwood has always been that one. Full stop.
Lauren Underwood individually and collectively put these motherafuckers to shame.
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*tries not be churchy* BUT This man’s federal judicial appointment was blocked by his opponent back in 2023. 3 years later he takes her job. Table prepared right in front of his enemy.
Scott Colom has won the Mississippi Senate race, CNN projects
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Seriously, Democrats: stop eating your own. The GOP watches every circular firing squad, preys on it, and you fall for it every single time. We won. Act like it. – at Alexandria, VA
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if it’s up then it’s..lean retweeted
Impeachment in the House requires a 2/3 vote from the Senate to convict & remove. That’s not happening under this Congress, nor should you want it to. People’s emotions are blocking logic & basic facts. Do you want Rs leading impeachment hearings? Last night’s vote means nothing
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if it’s up then it’s..lean retweeted
They down in Mississippi lookin for votes like loose change in the couch
Mississippi U.S. Senate: 1 new vote from Tishomingo County 🔴 Hyde-Smith: +1 (100%) 🔵 Colom: +0 (0%) Colom's statewide lead narrows to 2,535 votes.
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Laverne please find a seat and sit the fuck down! Just last year you went on multiple tv and media interviews boasting about dating your white MAGA cop boyfriend. You got entirely too much dip on your chip!
We do not want @SenSchumer and @hakeemjeffries in Leadership. The people have spoken and are speaking. Democratic elected officials figure it out. Get it done! Thank You!
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Y’all do know that yesterday’s vote was NOT a vote to impeach Pete Hegseth, right? It was a procedural vote on whether to REFER the articles of impeachment to the Judiciary Committee. A YES vote meant sending the articles to committee rather than proceeding immediately with impeachment. A NO vote meant rejecting that procedural maneuver so the impeachment effort could potentially move forward. Nobody voted on whether to actually impeach Pete Hegseth yesterday. And yes, I understand why some of y’all are upset that several Democrats got stuck in traffic and missed the vote. The vote was reportedly open for approximately 23 minutes, and some members arrived after it closed. But even if those Democrats had made it and defeated the referral motion, that STILL would not have meant Pete Hegseth was impeached. The House would have needed to vote on the actual articles. We can discuss accountability without misrepresenting what happened. The misinformation on this app is dangerous, especially when people are repeating things they clearly do not understand. Learn the difference between a procedural vote and a substantive vote before telling everybody what Congress did.
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if it’s up then it’s..lean retweeted
He’s only saying this because they got their asses kicked. It was brutality and “mass deportation” for the past 2 years. 🚮
President Trump says his administration’s deportation policy was “too tough.” cbsn.ws/4k5CJfU
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One thing about those raggedy ass Republicans? They gonna hold the line each and every time. Democrats get Moderates vs. Progressives vs. Liberals vs. DSA Shits exhausting.
What isn’t lost on me is the CONSTANT Democrat infighting. Never fails. On time, every time! Just won a significant majority and not even a day later it’s all this rigamarole about Speaker and Senate Majority Leader. Petitions and signatures and all this other carrying on.
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What isn’t lost on me is the CONSTANT Democrat infighting. Never fails. On time, every time! Just won a significant majority and not even a day later it’s all this rigamarole about Speaker and Senate Majority Leader. Petitions and signatures and all this other carrying on.
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Imagine this being the opening number to your show. Will never forget seeing this live.
Being a Beyoncé hater must be hard because imagine pretending to not gag at this
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One thing about it: Don’t serve me no nasty ass sweet potato casserole on Thanksgiving or any other holiday doe that matter. Ruining perfectly good sweet potato by putting marshmallows and pecans on ‘em 🤢
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Anybody questioning why Tyler Perry is on Governor Bottoms’ transition team doesn’t know what a transition team does.
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My kinda carrying on. Cause stop being civil with folks who are uncivilized! Meet these hateful ass people right where they are.
Mehdi Hasan Confronts Nancy Mace Over Her Comments About Muslims — Then the Argument Turns Personal Mehdi Hasan: The idea that Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed support Sharia law is absurd. They’re more supportive of gay and transgender rights than Nancy Mace. And when Ivanka Trump wore a hijab in a mosque, I don’t remember Nancy Mace attacking her. When Donald Trump wore a kippah at a Jewish institution, she didn’t attack him either. This is about picking on Muslims to get votes. You also said every terrorist is Muslim. That’s simply not true. There are Hindu, Christian and Jewish terrorists too. Mehdi Hasan: You still haven’t explained why you support a woman in a Texas grocery store attacking two Muslim American women and telling them to leave the country. You also support banning Muslims from public office. This is all cynical election politics. Nancy Mace: For the first time in my life, I agree with Donald Trump. You’re an untrustworthy, nasty woman. Mehdi Hasan: Trump endorsed your opponent, and you put out an AI video pretending he endorsed you. Why did you do that? Nancy Mace: This is stupid. You’re trying to smear and defame me. I do not get drunk. Mehdi Hasan: I asked whether you were drunk when you posted the video. Your former communications director told New York Magazine that you had staff members buying alcohol for you during the workday. Nancy Mace: That’s not true. That never happened. Mehdi Hasan: I’m telling you what your former communications director said. Take it up with her. Nancy Mace: You’re making things up and smearing me. Mehdi Hasan: Donald Trump doesn’t like you, your former staff don’t like you, and Muslims don’t like you because of what you’ve said about us.
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The fact that this happened after opening service of the Holy Convocation of the Church of God In Christ 💀💀💀💀💀
Y’all please come get your aunties 😭
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Dear heart, you must be referring to your personal email cause you don’t even have a job no more. Beat it.
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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Hakeem Jeffries will be Speaker of The House in January. And he’s not perfect or even that great at times but he has the support and the votes. Let’s move on to something else.
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Jenifer gonna get on that piano, hit them chords, a come up with a little song 😭😭😭
Jenifer Lewis has me HOLLERING
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Every single one!
AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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