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Future Divorced Father of 3 | unemployed | 5’8 190 | former jv fullback at GLH

Joined November 2024
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How about if we conduct a ground operation in Israel instead and take their fucking nukes away and go get our fucking money back??? How about that.
BREAKING: Israeli media reports that if the United States carries out a ground operation in Iran, it would have to go alone, with Israeli forces not participating on the ground.
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MSU sports this weekend legitimately makes me want to kill myself
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BREAKING NEW‼️ Theta ChI President Brady Beers behind bars for sending 🤙
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Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.
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Trump called American Olympian Hunter Hess a “real loser” for criticizing what’s happening in our country under Trump. Mr. President, this is not a monarchy. This is the United States and no one is required to bow down to you. Hess is not a "loser." He's a proud American.
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Dave Portnoy might be the worst athlete we've ever seen. Portnoy is 48, moving like he’s in his 70s 🤦‍♂️
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i know in the long run it's probably good for college hockey, but the Big Ten Network/Spittin' Chiclets collab spending 4 hours sucking off Penn State and their hockey program this afternoon was disgusting the only way you knew Michigan State was even there is if they scored
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Keep that same energy for Josh Allen that you have for Lamar Jackson
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I’m not even exaggerating, Josh Allen winning MVP over Lamar Jackson last season was the biggest robbery in sports history
A Drake Maye mvp would be the biggest robbery in the history of the NFL
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SEE YOU SUNDAY BITCH ASS NIGGAS
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Ain’t nothing Merry until Harbaugh is fired
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Merry Christmas to everyone but Mike Preston.
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Steve Bisciotti is a fucking coward if he brings back John Harbaugh in 2026.
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I don’t think Dave Portnoy gets enough hate to be honest.
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Isaiah Likely got ROBBED
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I think at this point it’s time to get the FBI involved.
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SWEEP IT CLEAN IN OT! 🧹 No. 3 @MSU_Hockey finishes the sweep of No. 1 Boston University in OT, 4-3! #NCAAHockey
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josh allen having 5 free years without tom brady only to choke 67 big games, lead the league in turnovers, and steal one fake MVP from lamar
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