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Joined November 2013
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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
NORTH CAROLINA: With the stroke of a pen, Roy Cooper released 3,500 prisoners. Innocent families paid the price because Roy Cooper chose CRIMINALS over North Carolinians. Roy Cooper has been in politics 40 years, and we’re paying the price.

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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
Enough is enough
The left has officially abandoned reality 🤡 If a father took his child to a doctor to surgically remove an eye so the child could “identify” with him, he would be arrested for even considering it. Yet, when it comes to permanent, life-altering "gender-affirming" surgeries and hormones for minors, the left calls it “healthcare,” which is not proven to benefit them in any way It’s time to stop the madness. We are talking about the permanent disfigurement of children who don't really understand what's happening to them, based on zero conclusive long-term evidence. Instead, some deranged adults convince them through indoctrination. We need to press pause, protect kids, and return to common sense before more lives are irreversibly damaged Enough is enough
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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
Replying to @RepMikeLevin
Hello Representative Levin, I'd like to introduce you to an organization called the National Democratic Institute for International Affairs. NDI is one of the four core institutes of the National Endowment for Democracy, established by Congress in 1983. It is the Democratic Party's official international arm. Its board members include Stacey Abrams, Donna Brazile, and Michael McFaul. Its previous chair was Madeleine Albright, who served until her death in 2022. Also on the board: Eric Kessler, founder of Arabella Advisors, the largest dark money network in Democratic politics. NDI reported $181.5 million in revenue in fiscal year 2023, nearly all in government grants. NDI's mission, for four decades, has been to tell countries around the world how to run democratic elections. And what NDI consistently tells them, across dozens of countries, is that voter identification is a fundamental pillar of election integrity, and that proving citizenship is a basic prerequisite for participation. Here is what NDI has demanded of other countries: NDI's foundational guide, Building Confidence in the Voter Registration Process (2001), describes voter ID systems as standard democratic infrastructure. It states that voter registries should contain "voters' photographs and even their fingerprints" and that registered voters should be issued "a voter or other ID card that serves as proof of their right to vote." NDI explains that "issuing ID cards, either national or voting, requires a second point of contact between election officials and voters, which introduces an additional safeguard into the system." (pp. 10–11, 15) NDI's 2015 study of voter registration across the Middle East and North Africa goes further, laying out that voters must "prove their identity, essentially demonstrating that they are who they say they are" and must "affirm their citizenship and age." (p. 11) That same 2001 guide identifies married name changes as a routine voter roll maintenance challenge: "Election officials must update information about people who have moved or who have married and changed their surname." NDI also notes that voter lists "may omit information about changes of address or name for those eligible people who have recently moved or married." NDI's recommendation is not to eliminate voter ID. It is to maintain clean, continuously updated voter rolls that accommodate name changes within the system. In its 2009 Bangladesh report, NDI praised the country's new photo-voter list and national ID card system, noting that the ID cards gave "a sense of empowerment and belonging to the disadvantaged and marginalized people of the country, particularly women." Read that again. NDI itself called voter identification empowering for WOMEN! In every case, NDI's position was identical: marriage-related name changes are a solvable administrative problem. The solution is better record-keeping and updated systems. Not fewer safeguards. Not the elimination of voter ID. Your party's own international arm has already solved the problem you bring up. The answer is: maintain the rolls. Update the records. Issue the IDs. Accommodate name changes within the system, don't use them as a reason to have no system at all. The exact opposite of what you push here - refusing to clean voter rolls. By NDI’s own standards, by the standards of your own international soft power branch, YOUR position is the anti-feminist position. The SAVE America Act asks Americans to do less than what NDI demands of Nicaragua, less than what NDI praises in Morocco, and far less than the biometric fingerprint-and-facial-recognition system NDI supervised in Nigeria. Eighty-four percent of Americans support photo ID to vote. Two-thirds of Democrats support it. Jimmy Carter's own 2005 bipartisan commission recommended it. You voted no. Your party's international arm, funded with taxpayer money, chaired by your party's former Senate leader (Tom Daschle), staffed by your party's most prominent voting-rights advocate, says yes. For everyone else. NDI's guides are publicly available on their website. You might consider reading them before you spout mindless drivel to protect your own grift.
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Judge Murphy moves from Injunction to Judgment -- same conclusion both times -- that illegal aliens must be given chance to contest removal to 3rd countries. Reversed 2x already by SCOTUS. Paywalled but free trials available. RPs appreciated. open.substack.com/pub/shipwr…
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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
Reid Hoffman has donated a total of $12,400 to Ro Khanna's congressional campaigns. Reid Hoffman is mentioned in the Epstein files 2,638 times and if you pay close attention Ro Khanna never ever mentions his donor's name.
Replying to @RepRoKhanna
I appreciate @JSweetLI’s reporting confirming today that Salvatore Nuara, Zurab Mikeladze, Leonid Leonov, and Nicola Caputo were just part of a photo line up and are not connected to Epstein's crimes. I wish DOJ had provided that explanation earlier instead of redacting then unredacting their names. They have failed to protect survivors, created confusion for innocent men, and have protected rich and powerful abusers. We must have full transparency and the truth.
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BREAKING - A 2010 CNN clip of Obama’s $376 million White House renovation, fully funded by taxpayers unlike President Trump’s $250 million ballroom he’s paying for himself, is going viral as viewers call out Democrat hypocrisy and fake outrage.
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Explosive New CIA Report Details Russiagate Fraud Trump administration investigation affirms earlier reports by Racket and Public about use of "cooked" intelligence to launch the Russiagate frenzy racket.news/p/explosive-new-…
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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
The president MUST direct the use of the autopen in order for it to be used… And there was NO INDICATION that Biden directed staff to use the autopen on many signed documents. Incredible work exposing this by my friend @realtheowold
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BREAKING: USAID official and 3 company executives plead guilty in fraud and bribery scheme involving at least 14 contracts worth over $550 million USAID Official Roderick Watson took bribes, was showered with lavish gifts— including cash, laptops, thousands of dollars in tickets to a suite at an NBA game, a country club wedding, downpayments on two residential mortgages, cell phones, and jobs for relatives. In exchange for the bribe payments, Watson influenced the award of contracts by manipulating the procurement process at USAID. Watson faces a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison. Imagine how much more fraud there is…
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Navy's former 2nd-in-command convicted in historic corruption case Retired four-star Adm. Robert Burke, 62, was found guilty on Monday of directing lucrative contracts to a training company in exchange for a $500,000-a-year job after leaving the Navy foxnews.com/politics/navys-f…
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The FBI said it didn't interfere in the 2020 election, but it did. It tricked Twitter & Facebook into censoring the Hunter Biden laptop story. Now, newly released chat messages show the FBI issued a "gag order" after an employee accidentally confirmed the laptop's authenticity.
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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
First buffer zone arrest in Scotland. TODAY. Lady led away in handcuffs. Here you are, @JDVance The law in action. PLEASE SHARE WIDELY. People need to understand the nation we are living in.
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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
There are endless hilarious clips of liberal pundits heralding Joe Biden as one of history's most honorable men for refusing to pardon Hunter. But if forced to choose, this is the best: to show how liberals think, how they speak, their oozing sanctimony, their utter bullshit:
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.@Rhetors_of_York is a black Professor of Rhetoric. Because he wants black students taught standard English— HE is accused of being racist. "Has academia gone insane?” I ask. “Yes,” he says. “It has gone insane.” Here is our FULL interview:
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Sarcastic Conservative Guy retweeted
🚨Please share, share, share! The corrupt UK government is sending journalist, Tommy Robinson, to a maximum security prison with the help of the media because he dared to show a film exposing the truth they wanted to hide. @TRobinsonNewEra @elonmusk #FreeTommy
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Yes. This here is the single best video on the internet right now… ⚡️🇺🇸
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I have had this saved for a long time, and what better time to share it with my fellow patriots than right now? We CAN get this spirit back. We CAN be united again. Have faith, my friends.🙏 John Wayne's 1970 NBC special "Swing Out, Sweet Land" showcased the history and patriotism in the USA and the entire cast sang "God Bless America" as a finale. Enjoy.🇺🇲
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The best Trump AD to date 🇺🇸 “We have to love our children more than we hate each other.” -RFK Jr. WATCH:
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