Fear and Loathing in Glas Vegas 🇬🇧
Ibrox Stadium
Joined August 2023
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⚜️Statler Reimagined⚜️ retweeted
Celtic FC? Bunch of green-hooped, potato-munching Fenian cunts who play like blindfolded retards with their thumbs up their arses. Fans are inbred Glasgow sheep-shaggers chanting dead-IRA hymns while the team shits the bed in Europe every year. Run by kiddy-fiddling suits, scoring like limp-dicked virgins in a brothel. Seltic? More like sell-tic – pathetic wankers who haven't earned shit since the last time they bribed a ref. Fuck off back to the bog, ya dirty bastards!
⚜️Statler Reimagined⚜️ retweeted
I’m done with @AmericanExpress platinum card. It was worth $900 a year when you could get into lounges with it. There was some exclusivity.
Now every low class reject gets in. An hour waitlist and then when you finally get in, it’s people on speakerphone, screaming, acting like it’s a Carnival cruise.
Amex has been enshittified. I’ll save my 895 bucks a year.
⚜️Statler Reimagined⚜️ retweeted
A day in the life of an illegal immigrant in the UK:
11:30 – Wake up in a 5-star hotel, get served breakfast in bed by a blue-haired woman from Care4Calais.
12:30 – Steal a phone, trade it for a prepaid SIM card to call your mate Ahmed to coordinate tomorrow’s rape session.
14:00 – Hang around the local high school catcalling teenagers. Get a British man imprisoned for telling you to leave.
16:00 – Attend a Green Party meeting, get sexually assaulted by a trans woman.
19:00 – Catch a seagull and cook it for dinner.
20:00–03:00 – Reduce the property prices in a new neighborhood by aimlessly strolling around in a threatening manner.
Have a wonderful European weekend,
Wolfgang
