Saving the election world from ballots behaving badly, one target oval at a time. Vote is a 4 letter word.

Tampa Bay
Joined October 2013
If you think the universe is demanding a piece of you, ask it if it wants to take it outside or if it wants to take it upstairs. At least you’ll find out what piece of you the universe is interested in.
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People are splitting hairs over the weirdest aspects of facial attractiveness. “Canthal tilt” is my new favorite.
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What drives me batty about all the bad takes from people who came to the CAHSR fiasco party ten years too late is that they don’t get why people voted for it, or how long a plan had been in the works, only to be discarded and reinvented from first principles.
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Check to make sure your state’s laws about postmarked ballots. Some states require a postmark to be accepted regardless of arrival date, others, like Florida, don’t accept postmarked ballots, there is a hard deadline and postmark won’t make a difference.
Replying to @baseballot
If you have to mail your ballot on Election Day, take it to the desk inside the post office. They can give you a manual postmark.
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Iowa law requires election officials to initial each ballot before handing it to a voter. This is routine and do not affect your ballot’s validity. Your ballot will be counted. Questions? Contact your trusted election officials or visit voterready.iowa.gov #TrustedInfo2026
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Of all the annoyances that can happen during voting hours, this is the one that objectively sucks. Dealt with two Early Voting power outages in 2018, one in 2022 on primary day. In FL. In August. No issues with voting equipment(backup battery FTW!)
“Power restored after outage disrupts early voting at Allen Public Library A power outage temporarily disrupted early voting at Allen Public Library Wednesday afternoon. Oncor restored electricity about 40 minutes later.” 📍 Texas
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Screw it. All anyone does anymore is turn the crank for the outrage machine. I think I’m done making a good-faith effort to help people. Convince me otherwise.
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ElectionBabe retweeted
Sometime in 1983, in the northwest Valley, an unknown prankster altered the "Valley Cir" sign (for Valley Circle Boulevard) to read "Valley Girl" -- a playful reference to the newly released movie of the same name. Like, omigod!
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The @lacountyrrcc has (with several days notice this time) posted the schedule for the mobile and flex vote centers online. Since the Dodgers aren't in the World Series October 25 and 29 at Dodger Stadium or November 1 at SoFi stadium are options.
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Hi. I’m Genya. When I’m not ranting about ballots behaving badly, I’m a purveyor of unhinged historical facts, cybersecurity scuttlebutt, and occasional fashion advice.
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Florida is a paper ballot state. There’s an ADA-compliant machine for disabled voters at each site required by law, but the vast majority of voters vote using a regular paper ballot. Which county/EV site reported a problem? Specifics matter.
There is a very disturbing trend being seen in early voting. Texas, Florida, Tennessee, Ohio are reporting difficulties getting the machines to accept democratic votes. The machines change them back to Republican unless the voter persists, pressing several times to get the correct vote to go through. Check your machine, check to see that it accepted the correct vote. Make sure your voice counts.
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ElectionBabe retweeted
New: someone made a CashApp account in her name. She spent 3 nights in jail and now faces up to 6 years in prison Amanda Smith was arrested because a scam led to a CashApp account in her name. But she says she didn't make it, and the data doesn't line up 404media.co/amanda-smith-ope…
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Two critical vulnerabilities have been identified in PHP, a widely used programming language that powers websites and web applications. These vulnerabilities (CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619) could allow malicious cyber actors to remotely execute code in PHP core, potentially compromising sensitive data and networks. The FBI urges organizations to take the following steps now: ➡️ If an immediate update is not feasible it is recommended that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. ➡️ Immediately update affected PHP installations following the guidance on php.net. Inventory where PHP runs in your environment, prioritizing internet-facing systems and vendor products that bundle PHP. ➡️ Monitor web servers for suspicious activity, including PHP processes unexpectedly launching command shells or downloading files. Ensure appropriate process-monitoring capabilities are in place to help identify potential exploitation. ➡️ If you find signs of compromise, isolate affected systems, preserve your web server and PHP logs, and report it to your local FBI field office or ic3.gov. Those reports help us identify the actors involved and warn other organizations before they become victims. For the latest information, follow PHP’s announcement on php.net, CERT-EU Security Advisory 2026-018, and CISA’s Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog.
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ElectionBabe retweeted
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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I told you prediction markets created perverse incentives. But there’s bigger shit to worry about right now, like the Armageddon that’s about to hit PHP like a freight train on a 20% downhill grade and the track’s covered in bacon grease.
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ElectionBabe retweeted
⚠️ We issued 5 🆕 & 1 updated public #ICS Advisories. These advisories provide info about current security issues, vulnerabilities, & exploits surrounding ICS. More at go.dhs.gov/iEv
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ElectionBabe retweeted
Regardless of what qualifications, awards, or accolades they receive in life, if I raise my children to become adults who don’t use their turn signals, I will have failed.
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Men under age 30: for those of you who are shape rotators, is this something that’s intuitive and you don’t need to think about it or do you need to take a minute to strategize about the rotation or shift first? Input welcome. Thank you!
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ElectionBabe retweeted
Calling all Texas journalists and student journalists (and journalists everywhere else) covering the election this year 📣📣📣 Join @VotebeatUS Expert Desk! It’s a slack channel with hundreds of election administration experts, attorneys and political scientists to help answer your questions! 👇🏽🔗
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Thank you everyone, for the kind words yesterday. They meant a lot to me, and once again, y’all proved once again that I’ve got the greatest oomfs in the galaxy. 💜
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ElectionBabe retweeted
🗳️ Just in case anyone has to cast a provisional ballot in Texas in the coming days, we’ve put together an explainer on what you can expect and how that process works. #txlege votebeat.org/texas/2026/10/1…
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