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Ellie M

@EllieeMin

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

 Singapore
Joined September 2010
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Got pinged by a twink on Grindr last night but due to a pilot scheme I just invented I decided to bang your dad instead.
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Faye telling hugo about the ✨struggles✨ of having to get a boob job when he was LITERALLY born with a disability that required surgery but ok #loveisland
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‘Women being told not to go out alone’. How about men have to go out in pairs in case one of them feels they might do a crime
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I tend to just talk shit on here but seeing the #NotAllMen rear it’s head around the Sarah Everard story is pathetic. Everyone knows it’s not all of us but it pretty much always is one of us. Now’s not the time to be looking for praise for not abducting someone, fucking weirdos.
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it is finally ovfefe
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yesterday @CiaraMueller said she's got a crush on Dick Strawbridge from Escape to the Chateau and I can't stop thinking about it
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the era of doing tricks for treats. is over. starting today. i would like treats. simply for existing
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an open letter to Margot Robbie to fund the reopening of Infernos next year seeing as she loves it there so much
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it's true what they say about boys looking fit doing DIY watching my bf use wall filler is the best thing I've seen all quarantine
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What is it about quarantine that’s absolutely killing my self esteem minute by minute I am not SEEING ANYONE
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Ebola was way more deadly than coronavirus but because it affected black people in Africa no one gave a shit. Now we in quarantine cos some white people dying and that is the tea
CHICKEN NAMES FOR SALE: Eggy Gizzard Hen Hom Geoffrey Peck The Bantam Menace Roger Poultry The Wattle Bottle Carol Pecker Biddy Cent Dark Maureen Malcolm Eggs Scratch Baxter Ron Howard's Goitre £l8.00 each p.a. (No Returns)
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when he gives u heartfelt compliments xxxx
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@Pietros128 Jan 2020
In cold weather, animals are attracted to the warmth of a car engine-always check before you drive off 😬 #Snowing #uksnow
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Alright @churchofengland any of you lads fancy a shag?
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Nothing quite says 'Britain is going great' like the only two half decent royals saying "yeah fuck all this"
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I entered the £20 Lottery to see @JamieMusical with @TodayTixUK! Enter: go.todaytix.com/JamieLottery
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