Ultimate stan account / unofficial Executive Producer for @CriticalEDH. Calvin’s mom. 👩‍🍼 I play #MagictheGathering / #cEDH, but more often I’m knitting. 🧶

Littleton, CO
Joined September 2024
Hi Everyone, I want to publicly acknowledge and take accountability for a choice I made this week.
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But would you still love me if I were a Massacre Wurm, @CriticalEDH?
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Trying to enter a REM cycle at 2 am on Saturday morning: “Let me tell you why I don’t like the play patterns Dack promotes in the rest of the pod.” “…Calvin wakes up in 5 hours…” “So it’s Dack, three Blue Farms, Jason kept a mull to 2, Pact of Negation and Mindbreak Trap…” 😴
Had 2 more vs. Dack tournament games this weekend Both were miserable
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I still like my title “Baby Got Dack” better 🤷🏼‍♀️
Wrote a primer, called it "DOI" (Dack-Off Instructions)
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“OMG, I’m in the picture!” “…I made sure to include you…” 😂 Fank yew
Crit on top of locals - 38 players! Farm Nouveau is simply the best deck... 🔗👇 moxfield.com/decks/6-eW0210O…
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Ending board state after @JordanPQuinn Necro’d into my Ob and then forced a draw during Round 1 of Saturday’s tournament 😅 Unfortunately things didn’t get much better for me after Round 1…🥴🤭
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☠️ @FenoDreams @CriticalEDH 🤣 The Doan v. Doan 2026 receipts
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Went 1-1-1 tonight at locals on Ob! Resolving “The Last Agni Kai” and having 14 red mana to continue enabling my manual storm plan is a hell of a drug (as is paying for Rhystic triggers with Birgi mana 🔥) 🤓❤️🖤
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Keeping the proxies warm 🐈🔥💡
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I love that you basically just consulted the counsel of “people most likely to know how to accurately trigger Logan’s ‘tism”
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1/2 Thank you @FenoDreams for recommending I ask Logan to “show me the VFC combo with birds” after sneaking his recovered Birds of Paradise and Noxious Revival proofs into Glarb. 🐸
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2/2 Bro was MORE THAN HAPPY to whip out the deck: “I don’t run Banishing Knack or Retraction Helix, but I can probably show you with Glarb.” - @CriticalEDH 😂 Thanks @Goldsabertooth and @JordanPQuinn too for consults on how to get Logan to show me his deck. 👀🐸
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The shit you find while unpacking and trying to locate diaper rash cream for your son: Birds of Paradise and Noxious Revival signed foil artist proofs by @Javier_CHARRO. 😍 Finders keepers, am I right, @CriticalEDH? 😂💚🎨🖌️
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Making time to knit again! 🧶 (& watch crime docs 🤓) Thank you for sleeping 10+ hours straight, Little Man! 👶🏻
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New @CriticalEDH episode of Keeping Tabs featuring @JordanPQuinn, @ErdJoshua21757, and Boros Wayne of @snack_bitesized! 🍿🦊 #gentlehumping You can also hear the newest @doot_loot ad read by yours truly. 💁🏼‍♀️🎥Happy Thursday! youtu.be/YXXaMgVC1zs?is=vUR_…
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Life l8ly 👶🏻🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴🎴💙💚
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Important life lessons 🐴🌮🥤
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I made this to mock the modern “bald plus beard” look, but god damnit if Costanza doesn’t look great here
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So which one of you…? 👀🙅‍♀️
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Has anyone heard from Jax from @CriticalEDH recently…? 👀
HAPPENING NOW: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a flag on top of its spire. The unidentified people appear to be wearing masks. ABC News' Aaron Katersky reports. abcnews.visitlink.me/2KrgPu
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