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Emlyn Breese

@EmlynBreese

getting up early and doing the woke every second post hating on your club specifically

 Melbourne, Victoria
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Joined May 2019
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There’s no motivator like shame so I’m publicly posting my non-work goals for 2026 (not in any order) 🎮 Publish a game on itch.io 📚 Read 6 books ✍🏾 Write a book for each of my kids 👨‍💻 Deliver a polished AFLW stats site 🎨 Paint a warhammer mini ⚖️ Stable 85kg
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verdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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My YouTube algorithm has apparently decided I’m the perfect mark for folkcore music videos advertising Amish cooking utensils and I’m not sure how to feel about that.
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@DiscussingFilmNov 4
Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies. (Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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Complete woke cultural victory, your new pronouns will be distributed at gunpoint
FADE (@FadeAwayMedia) profile pictureFADE
@FadeAwayMediaNov 4
Kurt Angle gives advice to somebody who just came out the closet: “I just want to encourage you to be yourself and your olympic hero says it’s okay to suck sometimes” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Melbourne AFLW@MelbourneAFLWNov 4
This Saturday, Tyla Hanks will become the youngest player to reach 100 games, having missed just one match since debuting in Round 1, 2019. 🌟 #DemonSpirit
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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I didn't learn what an elder scroll was until my second playthrough, by then it was nothing to me but a generic fantasy name
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summer, ace of spades 🏹 (@sereneshireen) profile picturesummer, ace of spades 🏹@sereneshireenNov 3
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i didn't even learn what an elder scroll was until my 2nd playthrough years later. i thought it was just a generic fantasy name for the series. i hope sentinel recaptures some of that magic but has an actually interesting main story (2/2)
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i didn't even learn what an elder scroll was until my 2nd playthrough years later. i thought it was just a generic fantasy name for the series. i hope sentinel recaptures some of that magic but has an actually interesting main story (2/2)
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauNov 3
Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 2
Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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getting into a coroner's witness box and stating under oath that your bonus bet offers are not intended to induce people to bet more money, incredible stuff
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The Whitlams should update “blow up the pokies” to “wage guerilla warfare on sportsbet”
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I kind of feel like when a coroner finds your business specifically as directly responsible for the suicide of an otherwise healthy 22 year old you shouldn’t be allowed to post jokey bullshit videos anymore
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chatpile roan@chatpileroanNov 2
asbestos is pretty bad, i'd hate to see what asworstos would do to a person
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Blake ™@NeilNevinsNov 3
Vance showing this QRT to Trump in a huffy mood and Trump just nods and goes “he did a good job. I never noticed someone had to do that.”
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Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 2
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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Adam Mathews
@MathewsforOhioNov 1
What do you mean, everyone he talked to liked his costume.
jasmine (@jasminecoded_) profile picturejasmine
@jasminecoded_Nov 1
I hate sf halloween, what do you mean you’re going as survivorship bias
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Only early in November, yet again we are dismembered And each separate Ravens member voiced their pain both wide and far. Eagerly I wished the morrow; -vainly I had sought to borrow From my feed surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lamar-
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Across 27 games so far in the #RLWC2026 mens and womens, there have been more games where the loser was scoreless (7) than where they scored more than half the winner's points (5) The *median* result sees the winner outscoring the loser at a rate of 10:1
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Edgar Allan Poe and also me rn:
Fuck Every Word 2.0 (@fckeveryword) profile pictureFuck Every Word 2.0@fckeveryword17 Oct 2018
fuck ravens
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