Emma Simmonds (@EmmaSimmonds) header
Emma Simmonds (@EmmaSimmonds) profile picture

Scribbler. Lefty. Softy. Award-nommed former film reviews editor @thelistmagazine, reviewer / interviewer for @RadioTimesFilm. Member @londoncritics.

Norf London Forever
Joined May 2010
Photo by Emma Simmonds (@EmmaSimmonds)Photo by Emma Simmonds (@EmmaSimmonds)Photo by Emma Simmonds (@EmmaSimmonds)Photo by Emma Simmonds (@EmmaSimmonds)
I'm on Bluesky @emmasimmonds.bsky.social
1
294
The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come. #YouSavedThePCC
165
1,397
397
7,652
286,290
Slightly relieved Ed Sheeran didn't stand his ground or have any principals so I did not have to develop begrudging respect for a guy who makes Hallmark channel music for your most lobotomized coworkers
44
1,262
26
16,829
191,701
Emma Simmonds retweeted
🗣️ “Myles, give us a song!” Myles Lewis-Skelly: “We know what we are!” 🗣️ “Champions of England, we know what we are!” 🤣❤️ 🎥 @RN24_AFC
165
3,909
243
31,197
949,563
Emma Simmonds retweeted
70s Coronation Street is often indistinguishable from a Fassbinder film
nothing could prepare me for the greatest scene opening of all time
44
625
11
8,227
479,322
Emma Simmonds retweeted
Konsa throwing Rogers around like a rag doll 😭 teapaw.org/chapelmarketafc/status…
Thoughts on Ezri Konsa today? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
301
2,717
386
19,969
1,046,395
Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️
6,851
30,081
4,575
133,554
2,862,295
Emma Simmonds retweeted
This shouldn’t be this funny Jesus Christ lmao
“The WIFI password is on the back of the router” The back of the router:
75
6,400
35
50,975
5,100,424
Emma Simmonds retweeted
🚨🔴⚪️ Mikel Arteta: “Myles Lewis-Skelly STAYS. I am 100% sure”.
577
4,843
386
76,658
2,635,059
If Elliot Anderson is worth £116m then Myles Lewis Skelly is priceless.
23
431
6
8,347
50,312
The decibel levels at the Emirates rose noticeably as 'Number 49, Myles Lewis-Skelly' was read out before the game against Como. The 19-year-old Arsenal academy graduate has been at the centre of transfer speculation, but his celebration after scoring and the crowd reaction showed the importance of characters like him in maintaining bonds between club and fans. 📝 @ArtDeRoche ⬇️ bit.ly/4cD8fNv
35
234
7
3,373
199,787
Emma Simmonds retweeted
So before we start the meeting, let’s go around the room and introduce yourself
172
6,057
213
66,386
1,788,205
Emma Simmonds retweeted
The Daily Mail said England should leave Jude Bellingham at home. A take that aged like milk left out in the Miami sun.
199
2,270
46
18,213
667,353
Nothing is sacred to these foul beasts. Everything that is beautiful is rendered profane and nightmarish by their touch.
How are we feeling about Tony glow ups?
57
1,062
5
20,968
412,914
Emma Simmonds retweeted
Count Binface is reminding us all what it really means to be British. An abiding love for a brilliant piss take that bursts the ego of the most highly inflated ego around. The sun is out, England are still in the World Cup and Farage has made himself look like a tool. 🤣🇬🇧⚽️☀️
70
498
9
3,366
25,612
If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind
1,247
24,853
1,762
150,482
8,597,323
Emma Simmonds retweeted
On your head, Martin 😅
890
6,679
963
55,058
4,809,733
Emma Simmonds retweeted
This thing that binds us ❤️
661
8,033
361
38,998
829,176
Emma Simmonds retweeted
🥺🏆 Mikel Arteta: “It’s one of the best feelings I’ve ever had. I couldn’t watch City game. I could hear noises from inside, then my son opened the door, ran towards me… …he was crying and he said ‘we are champions daddy!”. @BeanymanSports 🎥
1,642
11,235
537
104,841
3,150,607
Emma Simmonds retweeted
"4-4-2 guys!" 🤣
1,418
10,687
1,123
80,572
4,620,081
Emma Simmonds retweeted
Celebrations from Sobha to N5 🥳 Our Gunners take to social media 📲
528
6,642
99
51,824
1,443,055