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In recognition of mah Panthers performance today, let me share my own prickly pear margarita recipe, which I am making right tf now:
2 parts tequila (I like Espolon blanco)
1 part Liquid Alchemist prickly pear syrup
.75 part lime juice
.5 part Cointreau
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#KansasSenate
Adam Hamilton on transgender rights:
“I don’t think we should take a small group of people and bully them, pick on them, and hurt them. I understand one thing really clearly when it comes to transgender people, and that is Jesus told me I was to love my neighbor as I love myself.”
“I’m gonna love the trans person as well as the straight person, male or female. We have to do better than picking on small groups. What’s happened is we’ve turned a group of people into a campaign issue because it polls well.”
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Keep ACC Friday After Dark out of the reach of children. Do not use ACC Friday After Dark if you’re pregnant or thinking about becoming pregnant. Do not use ACC Friday After Dark without alcohol. Side effects of ACC Friday After Dark include confusion, headaches and sudden belief in Davis Warren. Do not operate heavy machinery while on ACC Friday After Dark.
Republicans these days stand for only the worst imaginable moral depravities. Anyone who supports any Republican candidate in 2026 is a moral puke who really needs to stop voting.
#TX23 GOP candidate Brandon Herrera said that unadopted kittens should be sent to Chinese restaurants.
“I hate to see animals put down for no reason. At the bare minimum, they could at least collaborate with the local Chinese restaurant. Don’t let it go to waste, you know?”
Dinner tonight. Turned out quite well if I do say so myself. seriouseats.com/chinese-amer…
Will Lee really needed to buy Dallas Goedert dinner first or something. #KeepPounding
I really don't get why any team would defer in overtime after seeing what Baltimore did last week. Take the ball and take 8 or 9 minutes to score a field goal or something.
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🍁 "Looking like we're poking at peak on the Linn Cove Viaduct." Blue Ridge Parkway at Grandfather Mountain, Tuesday.
📷 Joe Dombrosky
I stopped at the Beaver Cult on the way home just to see what it was about. Yes, the bathrooms are very nice, but you have to walk a half mile to get to them. Otherwise would not recommend, unless you enjoy screaming unsupervised children bouncing off of you.
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Bigger than hockey 💜
Hodgkin lymphoma survivor Mira Hallman Poran sounded tonight's siren in honor of Hockey Fights Cancer.
