Powering the Future Since 1985

Joined May 2024
A Future They Can Believe In.
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Quarterly synergy check-in complete. Bullish as ever.
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Some of our bravest Interns spoke at the Lawrence, KS City Hall this September. These are the future leaders of our generation!
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Who's been running our LinkedIn for the past month? You're not in trouble, we just want to talk.
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Bathroom. Lunch. Paternity. All breaks are created equal and are 15 minutes.
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Here at Enron, we don’t “shutdown." We restructure.
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Dear public: the emotion of “anger” is sophomoric and unattractive.
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If you're confused, that means it's working.
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Not a dry eye here in the office. If only this were nuclear powered, then everyone would feel it. Maybe next time! Thank you for this.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love. 🎵 It's the only thing that there's just too little of 🎶 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Our Egg reactor is much smaller and much better
Advanced light-water small modular reactors are smaller, manufactured versions of large-scale reactors. They typically range from 50 to 350 megawatts of electric power and can come in two types — pressurized or boiling water reactor systems.
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STATEMENT ON SYDNEY SWEENEY
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So our previous CEO made a mistake. Time to move on
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🚨THE EGG IS BACK🚨 Court rules we did NOTHING wrong.
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The Enron Egg is back
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Huge announcement tomorrow
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How corrupt is the SEC on a scale from 1-10?
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Our previous CEO may have made a mistake when he got anxiety
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We didn’t do anything wrong
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