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1Q sims are live and final. There will be no questions. Are there any questions?
Playoff baseball is the best. We’ve got Yankee fans happy about Volpe possibly facing Crochet, and Red Sox fans upset that Judge is not on the roster while Giancarlo is
The list of cringe decisions goes on and on, but possibly the top is the instruction to QT this to their remaining partners lmao
EZ's 10 Draft Commandments, early August 2026
1. Josh Jacobs, nothing ever happens
2. George Kittle, nothing ever happens
3. King Henry will be the top projected RB in w17
4. Draft the highly drafted rookies that nobody else wants, bad teams throw passes too - Denzel Boston, Omar Cooper, Kenyon Sadiq, Germie Bernard
5. Rhamondre > Hendo and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
6. Young RB3s stuck behind 2 mid timeshare guys are always awesome bets because you have 2 outs via injury or beating out either guy (Coleman, Singleton, Kaytron, Claiborne)
7. Chudkins top of his tier, Breece belongs end of rd2 (sorry that's 2 on jets/browns bullposts)
8. Freiermuth has outperformed his current cost every year of his career and they got rid of Jonnu and Arthur Smith
9. Dan Jones seems healthy and should be going 2 rounds sooner based on last year every week projections
10. T-Ferg will be the Rams WR2 in several games bc davante and puka are the wr duo with the most injury risk in the nfl and you get to freeroll that upside
Game is the game but ditching drafts to pay Hawk Tuah is nasty work but I’m guessing she was cheaper than Sid Sweeney
They can keep him.
Ole Miss, we're headed your way with a dart board that may hit close to home...
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You can find my fat thumbs on the scale here in 2026
For anyone playing Battle Royale (one-week snake drafts on Underdog), our Week 1 rankings are live.
We've made a bunch of improvements to our data here, hope it helps. establishtherun.com/underdog…
Cope or Rope, TNF
Cope:
T-Ferg (better route share than expected, 1 target on a broken offense)
Kittle (schemed usage wk1, Tonges+Stribling to miss time)
CMC (maybe he was sore, put up 14 ppr pts w/o a TD in a "bad"/"low usage" gm)
Rope:
Adams (sidelined a lot in RZ, what even is the point?)
Stribling (won the job, but high ankle?)
Stock Up:
Parkinson (near every down role)
Deebo (looked kinda vintage Deebo for now, will have a month of runway w/ Stribling out)
Evans (still a MF GAM)
Black (think this was outlier usage, but still great to see him ice James as only active rb2 and had good juice)
W/e:
Kyren/Corum (pretty much as expected)
Stafford (give the old man a break he just got off an 18hr flight and SF is good)
Purdy (some lolpurdy, some good, Purdy is Purdy)
Source tells me Stribling is stable.
Please god
#49ers WR De’Zhaun Stribling is out with an ankle injury after he was take. To locker room on a cart.
Source tells me Tua is stable.
Please god
Here’s video of Tua Tagovailoa going down with back discomfort at today’s practice, which resulted in Cooper Rush taking all the QB1 reps.
(📽️ @ReggieChatman)
Week 1, Game 1 Fantasy Stock Report
Sell:
Seahawk pass catchers besides JSN (so much for Shaheed breakout, can’t see Barner cooking with Lock)
Maye/AJB (looks like a couple weeks for AJB, and this room beyond him looks rough for Maye. He’ll need to run)
Hold:
J Price (clearly has juice, but annoying not only Holani 3d but also Manny on 3 short yardage opps. Rookie has time for role to grow, though)
JSN (Darnold out lowers the total offensive production, but might see 35-40% tgt share)
Mondre (elite usage, but they can def use Hendos juice)
Buy: anybody not playing Seattle’s defense?
Shoutout to this guy sneaking this team past the goalie and being your night 1 BBM leaderboard champ. Raridon coming up clutch covering for Bowers.
