Esc. Trump's America

Me, rooting on Ruth Bader Ginsburg

HEY @AOC HATERS NOBODY ASKED WHERE THE MONEY WAS COMING FROM WHEN THE CIA TRAINED CODY BANKS HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN

When someone asks you to stand up to the rising tides of nationalism,war crimes at the border,a dismantling of world order,a constant siege on the press,Nazi apologies,obstruction of justice,the undermining of the judiciary,the American endorsement of fascist strongman,(1/568)

Anyone, be it the President, his staff, republicans in congress, conservative media, or all others who try to suppress the impact of these obvious abuses of power are culpable in a blatent and Nixonian obstruction of justice.

When an open mic comic doesn't realize the crowd is laughing at him and not his jokes

BREAKING: Rick Gates testifies that Paul Manafort has an itty bitty dick and he pees sitting down

That moment when you realize America has adopted the same border policy as Vulgaria in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Trump Kim Summit- Two hours in TRUMP: **farts** KIM: **farts louder** TRUMP: Well played. **tries to fart even louder but poop comes out** KIM: Everything good? TRUMP: I declare war

Trump is a little spoon that has decades of pent up anger about how no women will let him be be the little spoon because he's a dick to all of them, so he takes out his anger by big spooning democracy to death

Someone: Oh you're a comedian? Let's hear a joke! Me: Yeah sure, here I think I left one outside Me:

"Government Shutdown...", the President listfully whispers to himself in between spoonfuls of his afternoon bowl of Cookie Crisp, imagining new wrestling names for his post-presidency return to the @WWE

Not to indulge the president at all, but if I didn't know this guy and someone was like "Oh that's Sloppy Steve" I would believe that's his actual name

Every time Donald Trump gives a scripted speech, he sounds like he's taking a language class to graduate from school and the speech is the final oral presentation

THAT'S RIGHT ALABAMA! ROY MOORE I'D SAY YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF SOMETHING TO CHEER YOU UP BUT YOU'RE BANNED FROM THE FUCKING MALL #ALSen

I think @MooreSenate is getting so frustrated with these "40 yr old" allegations as he call them because he clearly prefers things in the 14-17 yr old range #AlabamaSenateElection #AlabamaSenate