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Dear @torchystacos,
All I want in 2019 is a Torchy’s in Nashville. Pretty please... with queso on top.
Sincerely,
A Texan without the Damn Good
Danny retweeted
my favorite bill simmons quote ever (earnestly): “paul george is like a cat— sometimes he’s purring in your lap and sometimes you’re like ‘where’s paul george?’ ‘oh, he’s in the garage’”
Danny retweeted
@AskLyft My Lyft driver drove off with my pet cat still in the car.
I was taking my cat to a vet appointment, I was sitting behind the driver and had the cat carrier on the floor of the passenger side back seat.
Danny retweeted
Take the money obviously. What am I gonna do as a 6 year old burdened with knowledge. That’s prison
Danny retweeted
So it’s “socialism” when you give $10,000 to working people to forgive student loans but it’s “economic relief” when you give $1,200,000,000,000 to the super rich to forgive their predatory loans?
Danny retweeted
Luka walked off the floor in Phoenix after game 5 and said, “Everybody acting tough when they’re up.”
He’s going to make this as extravagantly painful as he can.
Danny retweeted
Taylor Hawkins might’ve been the only drummer alive who could support Dave Grohl and not make you wish Grohl was sitting behind the kit.
