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toronto needs a mayor who will hang out at dufferin mall walmart
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Holy shit
Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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Late stage capitalism is when people who bought up property and fucked the housing market go on strike because they can’t force their guests to do domestic labor
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
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your hair’s looking a lot like mine
Billie Eilish debuts new haircut.
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Your girl wearing a napoleonesque jacket from Zara
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eating 4 pop tarts before my run
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my wife is attending a wedding and has been providing me live coverage of her own psychological deterioration
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"YOU'RE GAY!" clocking the weirdo recording her play i CANNOT
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I think he’s gonna die in like 4 days
Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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A new york 10 is a whoville 7
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The elephant never forgets
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marathons do kinda getting addicting
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the meanest bitch in 2005 was pulling up in this and a 1996 Pontiac grand am
I just know this is how the meanest bitches in 2005 were pulling up
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serena joy sounds like 2009 Toronto
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its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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UNION STRONG BABYYYY
NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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