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Evan Edinger

@EvanEdinger

Jack of all trades; master of pun. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇩🇪🇪🇸 Represented by Ziggurat. Business Enquiries: [email protected]

 London, England
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Joined April 2009
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Remember when the ministry sent a chinese spy to literally get Harry Potter arrested
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@timo_rfNov 9
JENSEN! THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT BY CHINESE MODELS!!!!!!!
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chey@iwishurosesxoNov 8
if weed can damage your short term memory imagine what weed can fucking do
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66% want Medicare for All 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 57% want a $20/hour minimum wage 63% want a data center moratorium 58% want to end military aid to Israel 73% want to ban super PACs 79% want a 10% credit card interest rate cap No more excuses. Democrats must deliver.
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@M1das_OW2Nov 4
it’s elon mosque now
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@pemilo123Nov 4
The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems whileletting my car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day
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Sam Herbst@smhrbstNov 4
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU THEYS
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the way Google just removed Oxford street from Google maps... again proves this app is built for car users
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I Dissent@DissentFuOct 26
Oh look the French government has been forced to concede to the protesting students. Who woulda thought that revolting actually works
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@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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Jay Bond@2Planetary2ConOct 23
The world you were born into no longer exists
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Xeloph@XelophOct 22
"I don't mind trans people, I just don't want their existence shoved down my throat" Brother, it's conservatives shoving trans people down your throat. They can't shut the fuck up about them. It's every political podcast, rally, and advertisement. It's all they think about.
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@sneakoOct 18
Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense
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@BGOnTheScene18 Oct 2025
Demonstrators dancing at a “No Kings” protest today in Chicago
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This is basically every interaction when Burnham announces a new small-scale cost of living measure
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There is a reason why you do not hear the term "Opioid Epidemic" often in Europe and it's weird Americans cannot connect the dots.
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@allie__vossOct 16
Back when I lived in Germany I was being evaluated for surgery. I was in a lot of pain and asked the doctor what kind of pain killer would be appropriate because it was several months' wait His response was "We are not entitled to life without pain."
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@LEBassettOct 9
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows
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@jessmargeraOct 6
Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain
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@factpostnewsOct 6
The Pennsylvania measles outbreak has surpassed 1,000 cases, making it the largest U.S. measles outbreak in 35 years.
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commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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@jacksfilmsSep 25
You may not like him, but Logan Paul deserves some credit for pushing for legislation to protect our national parks and forests. For more info, google Logan Paul forest
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send help@himitsunobaradeSep 17
Dear Americans, this week's compromised type of FOOD is *spins the wheel* ICE CREAM that has been contaminated with *spins the wheel* STONES
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@factpostnewsSep 16
The FDA has announced a recall of salted caramel ice cream due to possible contamination with "small stones and other hard objects."
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MUSTAFA@f6markazSep 10
Deleted a dick pic of mine and got 2GB of storage back
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