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Michigan, USA
Joined August 2011
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Skipping Stones. It's for the person you hate the most.
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Did Bill Murray see his shadow today, or what?
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Don't tell them too much about your soul. They're waiting for just that. ~ Jack Kerouac
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Daily tweet about how @EvanOldenburg and @HeathBarBunny are the coolest to ever do it 🤌🏻
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How? It's literally in the constitution?
Leavitt: This administration believes that birthright citizenship is unconstitutional
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I am mad at the government and I don't know what to do about it.
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My hot take for the year is the Dodgers won't even win their division
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Idk who needs to hear this but America has never been Great. The promise of America, the theory of America, sure. But we have never lived up to the standards we supposedly set. "All men created equal" "liberty and justice for all" we never did that.
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Who over at the blue place?
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I would like to announce that I am running for Governor of Michigan under the Anarchist Party
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things keep happening that make me want a cigarette
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Bring back the guillotine
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I just checked again, and yeah, Elon is still a little bitch
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if you want to show your support for trans & nonbinary people during what will without a doubt be an absolutely hellish presidency, here are some links to check out forthegworls.com/home transyouthequality.org translifeline.org transgenderlawcenter.org
Donald Trump expected to sign executive order declaring US government will only recognize two biological sexes: male and female.
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Fuck Elon Musk.
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