@EvilAssMage

Make merry!

Joined April 2024
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It's called I Win. It's called I Fucking Win.
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Ronald McDonald is my only ally in this world.
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Daddy feels like you're disrespecting his BWC.
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No more stupid ass tattoos. I just saw a woman with a spaghetti on a fork tattoo.
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Holy Christ, there's nothing left.
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Holy Christ, there's nothing left.
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I should get a Frank Frazetta piece for my room.
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Chicks should have cool battle scars for me to look at.
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Happa shorty working at the French cafe in town. #YouJustEarnedYourselfANewCustomer #AreYouAboveTheAgeOf18
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Tell me that I'm handsome. You have to really mean it though.
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airshipHave虏@airshipHave2Oct 24
i got goosebumps from this scene
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Wearing my randoseru to work and also trying my hair in twintails. 25 year old man.
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Don't bring up walkable cities or else an evil creature called a "European" will feel the need to say something rude to you.
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WaffleWare@WaffleWare_Oct 24
Asagi Ayase
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My mom unironically says "epic fail" pretty often.
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Replying to a post without liking is the most egregious sin you can commit on this website.
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People will cry and beg for "walkable cities" and then look at you like you're insane when you suggest a 7 minute walk somewhere.
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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Opening Up to a Woman
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Nightmare SwagKirb@Swag_K1RBYOct 23
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"Yeah, I'm 19 and I'm stone cold incel."
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