Love me some Best Ball. I drafted Pitts+Puka in 2025 = I’m intellectually superior and in no way just lucky. MarShawn Lloyd usable week counter: 1

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Chiefs defense just getting worked right now. KC has had the ball for just 10:49 this half and they started with the ball. They just can’t get off the field
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Flags are just killing the NFL viewing experience this year
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Dan Campbell every fourth down
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Cheating ass refs in this packers game
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Packers vs Lions crazy sequence - Amon Ra catches a pass - tackled w/out touching the ground - there is no whistle, so he gets up and tries to run - packers player tackles him - ref gets knocked over, calls a roughness penalty for late hit from the ground - TD 2 plays later
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I know Harbaugh secretly fuming inside rn
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The Bucs attempted 11 passes today
Chris Godwin has averaged 4 yards per route run between 2024 and 2025 with during snap motion Until now, Egbuka was mainly the focal point of this but now I fully expect Godwin to be that, and I’m expecting a big time week. I’ve disagreed with the “he’s turbowashed” take
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Kaelon Black going for the sheesh world record today
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Endless fantasy cycle of 1. Player has expected big week 2. “Good luck winning without [player]” 3. Player flops the next week because fantasy doesn’t work like that Germie Bernard will be a good asset rest of season but the declared league winners every other week are funny
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Being a packers fan and watching Lloyd, Johnson, and whoever else these last 6 weeks compared to both Warren and Rico is quite literally like watching different sports
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The Saints need Kelvin Banks back so so badly
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Michael K retweeted
Fantasy twitter when Rico Dowdle plays a single snap
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Michael K retweeted
If I were the Steelers I would literally give the ball to Jaylen Warren every play and if I were the Saints I would never let a RB touch the field
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If I were the Steelers I would literally give the ball to Jaylen Warren every play and if I were the Saints I would never let a RB touch the field
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Condolences to the poor CB that needs to match up against the Darnell Washington GL fade 😭😭
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also...he went not even close. 100%
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Watching the Milwaukee Brewers changes my life on a nightly basis
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The reporter didn't say "for the season", and Sirianni didn't even remotely give a timeline on anything in his answer. He just talked about how Smith treats his body. The click bait tweeting with this is driving me insane. xitter.cf/SleeperEagles/status/2…
DeVonta Smith might be "shut down" for the rest of the season by Sirianni to make sure he gets healthy, per @ThePhillyPod We're cooked fam 😭
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Michael K retweeted
Yaxel funny as fuck dude he deadass amazed at the bullshit in the league
Yaxel Lendeborg on going to the line 12 times tonight which is something Jimmy Butler is particularly good at: “Yeah, just seeing the way the NBA is, man, I guess a lot of fouls, a lot of free throws. So, I mean, I think I got to just adapt to what this is evolving to be. I’m going to learn all the sweep-throughs and all the bump and flops. Eventually, I’m going to get good at it and be able to shoot as many free throws as possible.”
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This is how you know a take is fire
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