Podcaster, standup comedian and FPL addict. 16k 22/23, 10k 23/24, 17k 24/25. Palace fan, for my sins. (He/him)

London, England
Joined May 2022
YES MOLLY!!!! ⚽️
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A new FPL troll has dropped.
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Flying home from Istanbul. Time to tinker with FPL team, who's the best Saka replacement? #FPLCommunity #FPL
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The hair is very 2005 Galactico David Beckham.
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If I bought Wissa for 6.1 and his selling price is 6.1 and he drops from 6.2 to 6.1 tonight I don't lose value do I? Or do I?
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110 points and a huge rank jump from 60,000 to top 7k.
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I'm a Palace fan btw.
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Wildcarded Ramos, Carpenter, Medina, Hemp, LJ, Bunny in. A rare wildcard win.
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Big at the back.
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Love these two.
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I took a new friend to Lyon away...
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Newcastle are absolutely honking.
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Hall and Wissa two of my worst transfers ever.
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Captain goal.
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The sort of players that never return when I have them and always return when I don’t.
Goal! Man City! ⚽ Foden - Tot 6 Pts 🅰 Doku - Tot 4 Pts 🔵 Man City 1-1 Ipswich Town 🚜 #MCIIPS #FPL
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Where’s my Tarkowski defcon points?
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Another shit FPL goal.
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Obviously own both.
Tarkowski and Rogers both booked
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Performative nonsense. (City are still cheating scumbags though).
😢 "I'm not sure when I can watch football again!" 💔 "It's just sad and maybe football's not for me..." This #LFC fan got emotional as he admits the #MCFC scandal may have ruined the game for him.
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Perfect “after review” delivery from the ref here.
Another interesting goal at the weekend with Arsene Wenger's "daylight" offside trial. In the Canadian Premier League.
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