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I recall the post below criticizing @theunipcs for hard-shilling $PONS, a one day old launchpad It was trading at around $6 million MCAP at the time Today it's trading at $540 million I wish I bought Bonk Guy was right πŸ“Œ
Replying to @theunipcs
I never thought I'd see the day when @theunipcs would be hard-shilling a ONE DAY OLD launchpad But here we are πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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After receiving $44 in 24hrs for 2 callouts on PumpFun with just 32 followers, I researched how callout rewards are allocated Here's what I found: β†’ Rewards are based on click-through volume, i.e., traders who open your callout and place a trade β†’ You don't need many followers to start earning callout rewards β†’ Quality > Quantity. Spamming callouts will lead to diminished returns β†’ Update your callouts regularly to keep earning rewards from them Don't be limited by your follower count Start building your profile NOW 🫡 My ref link: pump.fun/u/ftpager Ref Code: ftpager Live callouts: $PILL, $JEFF, $BURNIE πŸ“Œ Everything you need to know about PumpFun callout rewards πŸ‘‡
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Robinhood just announced a $700K prize pool for trading SUI, GRAM, HBAR, ONDO, XPL, INJ and CHIP on Robinhood Chain Not a single Robinhood Chain native token on the list πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ They should have included $PONS Could have triggered the next leg up for the entire ecosystem A missed opportunity πŸ“Œ
$700K in prizes is up for grabs πŸͺ Over the next 4 weeks, 6,001 winners will walk away with a piece. Trade SUI, GRAM, HBAR, ONDO, XPL, INJ or CHIP on Robinhood Crypto for a shot at the $100K grand prize or one of 6,000 $100 prizes. All paid out in crypto assets.
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Take the $PILL πŸ“Œ
Imagine competing without taking the $PILL
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I ignored @Pumpfun callout rewards for so long because CT said it was a KOL game Then I tried it and got paid $44 in less than 24hrs with just 32 followers! If you've got a small account, DO NOT SLEEP ON PUMPFUN CALLOUT REWARDS Sign up with my ref link to get started: [pump.fun/u/ftpager] Code: ftpager πŸ“Œ
Just got paid $44 in callout rewards by @Pumpfun! What kind of black magic is this? I only have 32 followers! I think it's time to start paying attention to PumpFun callout rewards whether you've got a large following or not Sign up with my referral link for good luck πŸ€ [pump.fun/u/ftpager] Code: ftpager πŸ“Œ
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Prediction: @tontheneko will take the $PILL Soon πŸ“Œ
Pump is literally full pushing pill, I'm not in the coin but can't see why solana:DvdmEnztCmXwBnAbedD48XVGZJSxq31zNvnyftXdpump is not at 8 figs yet. They are literally pushing pill on their header, on their pfp, with their motto, even on kimchi ads IRL there's pill. Like, what else you need?
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Just got paid $44 in callout rewards by @Pumpfun! What kind of black magic is this? I only have 32 followers! I think it's time to start paying attention to PumpFun callout rewards whether you've got a large following or not Sign up with my referral link for good luck πŸ€ [pump.fun/u/ftpager] Code: ftpager πŸ“Œ
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Protocol/Token Review Update: $BORDR AKA: The $HOOKED Killer MCAP: $420K From an ATH of $9.4M β†’ $420K in just 12 days! In my last review I said: "the valuation reflects speculative future adoption rather than real revenue or launchpad activity." Launchpad activity, adoption, and revenue metrics did not improve So here we are... Speed-running to zero πŸ“Œ
Protocol/Token Review: $BORDR MCAP: $7M The claim: Bordrless is a new token standard on Solana that embeds hooks directly into tokens, allowing protocol rules to execute at the code level Note: The standard is not widely supported yet, so trading is mostly limited to the Bordrless launchpad. The codebase has not been peer-reviewed or audited The value proposition: The Bordrless token standard achieves broad ecosystem adoption, allowing its native launchpad to capture first-mover market share Top 3 tokens: ↳ $BCAT: $167K MCAP ↳ $CHM: $95K MCAP ↳ $GENNY: $45K MCAP Conclusison: With $BORDR currently trading at a $7M market cap, the valuation reflects speculative future adoption rather than real revenue or launchpad activity Still early But too early or wrong? Time will tellπŸ“Œ
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Token/Protocol Review: $LAUNCH MCAP: $3.2M Launch is built on StonkFun and features block 0 protection, duplicate ticker restriction, and a buyback & burn flywheel Top 3 Tokens by MCAP: β†’ $LAUNCHCAT: $157K β†’ $INU: $69K β†’ $HCNUAL: $52K It's really just another launchpad trying to capitalize on the recent wave of PumpFun hate I'm not a fan of PumpFun But we're tired of fee-farms masquerading as "PumpFun Killers" πŸ“Œ
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PumpFun has not had an original idea since the bonding curve token pipeline Now they just wait for @fomo to do something new, copy it, then throw bucket loads of money at it Competition laws exist for a reason @seyong, FOMO has an actionable cause of action against PumpFun on so many levels Sue them πŸ“Œ
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99.9% of PumpFun haters would absolutely take a PumpFun deal if offered The only verifiable exceptions are @WhiteWhaleLabs & @theunipcs who rejected very lucrative offers from PumpFun and publicly called out their bad practices Most PumpFun antagonists either don't have the financial backbone to reject a PumpFun deal, or in the case of @LexaproTrader, don't have the moral high ground to be taken seriously This guy was one of the most notorious on-chain r4pists on PumpFun before apparently "turning coat" Nobody takes him seriously The block is a badge of honor πŸ“Œ
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There's no way to DCA out of memecoins with size without being front-run So unless selling directly into volume, there's no choice but to dump in a single clip Slippage beats being front-run by other sellers β€” $AI MCAP: $55M πŸ“Œ
What would happen if you dump 2% of a $70M memecoin in a single transaction? Hours ago Salem1299534 just sold his entire remaining $AI position, 20.06M tokens, for around $1.1M Brother literally swept the liquidity across 5 different DEXs on Robinhood Chain, executing 39 sells in a single transaction. $AI went from a $73M mcap to $37M With the price before his dump, those tokens were worth $1.5M He basically sacrificed $400K in price impact just to exit immediately. But remember, this guy already sold 6.1M $AI at $0.33 back in September, cashing out another $2M Robinhood is not looking good guys.
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Based on @FabianoSolana's reconstructed timeline of the $Kimchi (Project Kimchi) rug, here's what I think happened: β†’ This was most likely a planned marketing campaign gone wrong β†’ The QR code was most likely supposed to link to Kimchi's PumpFun profile to promote it β†’ But someone on Kimchi's "Team" (or Kimchi himself) changed the QR code to one that links to the rug β†’ Kimchi then posted the image with the altered QR code (I don't think he was hacked) β†’ Alon then reposted Kimchi's post as part of the marketing campaign β†’ Alon realized the error (from reading the comments) and removed his repost β†’ Kimchi "realized" the error (also from reading the comments) and deletes the post β†’ Alon is furious and lashes out at Kimchi in private DM/Call β†’ Kimchi's ego is bruised so he terminates the PumpFun partnership, deletes all PumpFun related posts, and removes PumpFun from his Bio β†’ I don't expect Alon to say anything about this lapse of judgement. He usually keeps quiet in crisis and refuses to take responsibility for anything β†’ Kimchi may/may not comment about it. He's a kid (not a particularly bright one) who got lucky β†’ He is probably in breach of the partnership agreement with PumpFun, but clueless about the legal implications β†’ I expect a childish emotional outburst from him at some point, or he may just stick his head in the sand like Alon β†’ This is a tale of two crypto-rich cowards β†’ One is a child who got lucky. The other is the greedy founder of a notoriously destructive unregulated casino What did we expect? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ“Œ
I just spent hours reconstructing the exact timeline of Kimchi's alleged hack And the deeper I went, the more sus it got At best, this looks like horrible mismanagement But 3 questions still make ZERO sense: 1. Alon deleted his RT within 2–3 minutes. So he clearly realized something was wrong Why didn't he immediately warn people NOT to buy??? Not a single word from him or pump fun... 2. Why did Alon RT it in the first place? This was arguably the biggest partnership Pump Fun has ever done A campaign at this level is planned down to the minute 3. Why did Kimchi delete ALL his Pump-related tweets afterward if they had an official deal??? By doing that, he basically rugged his own other token one that had already been indirectly endorsed by Pump Fun itself
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"The conman’s greatest trick is the illusion of wealth" β€” $Kimchi
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Bubblemaps can't believe that @kimchi1x has a higher market cap than their token, $BMT 😭
1/ Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP Not even close. We traced his wallets and found his actual profits 🧡
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I still prefer @fomo even though @seyong won’t give me a badge 😭
Your crosschain trades have been slow, broken and overpriced for months. Relay, used by Fomo & Pumpfun, has led traders to worse fills, missed trades and poor experiences. We refused to let this go on. Introducing Pump Bridge: 2x FASTER, 12x FEWER buy errors & the BEST fills πŸ‘‡
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Not sure why everyone is fixated on verifying whether @kimchi1x made $40M on $Trump The fact is that he made life-changing money, and actually changed his life with it That's all that matters πŸ“Œ
1/ Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP Not even close. We traced his wallets and found his actual profits 🧡
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Protocol/Token Review: $ZC (ZipCoin) MCAP: $0 From $39M to $0 in 18 days That's the problem with project tokens They rely on the commitment of a single person or team to stay alive. Once the dev or team quits, the token goes straight to ZERO Never trust a project The product is the market cap πŸ“Œ
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The market is tired of launchpads $EMBER: $46M - $1.8M in 49 days -97% 🩸 $HOOKED: $16.3M - $450K in 26 days -97% 🩸 $Agency: $30M - $550K in 25 days -98% 🩸 $GO: $10M - $128K in 27 days -99% 🩸 They were valued based on gimmicks and temporary post-launch volume spikes But the product is the MCAP Bad MCAP = Bad Product That's the truth πŸ“Œ
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Protocol/Token Review Update: $HOOKED From an ATH of $16.3M to $593K in just 18 days! ThisπŸ‘‡chart looks bundled and farmed "But tech works and team is active" Just makes it a slow rug Unless proven otherwise πŸ“Œ
Review Update: $HOOKED $HOOKED just hit an ATH of $11M MCAP, a stunning +26x from yesterday's lows! Lesson here: When a new protocol token dumps -90% in a day for no apparent reason and the team keeps building... Buy the dip πŸ“Œ
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New multichain launchpad introducing simultaneous token launches across Solana, Robinhood, Base, BSC, and ETH solana:JAFqCQSpy5YinrsmixWSMaD7jTn4MytJRkyWvYPnY6ea: MCAP $6.5M Watching πŸ‘οΈ πŸ‘οΈ
Pangea is now live. A chance for everyone on every chain to come together. Instantly deploy any coin on all 5 major chains at once. One price. One token. Available everywhere. This is just the start. SOL: JAFqCQSpy5YinrsmixWSMaD7jTn4MytJRkyWvYPnY6ea RH: 0x30de7AE4c9578D110a97367EDe9F7765Cdce06ea BSC: 0xd0cb4279e2B74c2d72EEa20Df308Fb9604E3d6Ea BASE: 0xA551dEF8a44ea423CaA58DA45b3F5764004286Ea ETH: 0x6434e57e8d12B92bb4D0b1EFb3274748B75196ea
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