Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59) header
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59) profile picture

Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin

@FakeGuentzel59

🇺🇸 competitive curler 🥌 🥈🥈, silly 🪿 Fall 26 Fri Curl Obscur 3-2 Sun 🦌 4-1 Subbin' 1-0 Spielin' 5-2 🥇 Ovr. 13-4

 Omaha, NE
Joined May 2018
  • Tweets22.6K
  • Following1.4K
  • Followers246
1.2KMedia
Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)Photo by Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)
Fall 24 🥌 Team Hill/Ridder Arena Nats 9-5 (USA🥈) 8-Enders Game 3-1 (Sept 🥈) ♥️ Hack 8-2 (Fri) 😈 or 🧊 5-5(Sun) Bonspielin' 11-6 Subbin' 5-3 Overall 40-22
1
1
2,273
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Grand Slam of Curling (@grandslamcurl) profile picture
Grand Slam of Curling
@grandslamcurlNov 6
"I feel like that shot was good for my mental health!" Sven Michel mesmerizes @cullenoncurling with this shot! 📺: Sportsnet watch.sportsnet.ca (🍁) | ESPN+ watch.espn.com (🇺🇸) | Rock Channel watch.rockchannel.com / DAZN DAZN.com (🌎)
9
3
59
13,218
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Grand Slam of Curling (@grandslamcurl) profile picture
Grand Slam of Curling
@grandslamcurlNov 7
It's the Emma Miskew show tonight in Medicine Hat! 📺: SN360 watch.sportsnet.ca (🍁) | ESPN+ watch.espn.com (🇺🇸) | Rock Channel watch.rockchannel.com / DAZN DAZN.com (🌎)
2
4
1
96
5,023
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Solid JJ (@SolidusJJ) profile picture
Solid JJ
@SolidusJJOct 24
239
4,676
177
46,257
1,466,295
Every time the camera is on Jesse Watters
Image from Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 6
Watters: The Democrats are about to win a senate seat in Mississippi, Black guy. That's like Republicans winning Hawaii.
1
126
For the uninitiated. youtu.be/gHDvdAX7aQw?is=7Iak…
Race War

Race War

SUBSCRIBE: https://youtube.com/@OfficialWKUK?sub_confirmation=1 U...

youtube.com
13
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Grand Slam of Curling (@grandslamcurl) profile picture
Grand Slam of Curling
@grandslamcurlNov 6
That'll sting a little. Aaron Sluchinski slips up on the sweep! 📺: Rock Channel watch.rockchannel.com
2
16
5,426
That's one way to describe this
Image from Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin (@FakeGuentzel59)
Troy Turbeville (@VilleontheVille) profile pictureTroy Turbeville@VilleontheVilleNov 6
Oh, the women's soccer team is playing. Let's check it out... Darn, they're down 2-1 late...
1
123
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Jimmy O'Brien (@Jomboy_) profile picture
Jimmy O'Brien
@Jomboy_Nov 5
Soccer player does his penalty kicks in slow motion, a breakdown

Patient penalty kick actually works, a breakdown

363
1,386
159
18,554
1,636,727
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) profile picture
Pittsburgh Penguins
@penguinsNov 4
The art is in the details. ⏳@fallinginsand
13
103
16
1,430
54,294
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Mr. Make It Happen (@SupportThaNawf) profile picture
Mr. Make It Happen@SupportThaNawfNov 4
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
patagon’ya blak (@okmeaux) profile picturepatagon’ya blak@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
1,796
42,599
1,699
581,248
8,862,522
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile picture
Aaron Rupar
@atruparNov 4
OMG -- Bret Baier on a hot mic is heard saying "can we do a spin on the races that?-- oh, I'm sorry. I guess we're on TV."
588
3,910
457
28,194
2,245,373
Sorry, is this 'normal?' Did we have Joe Biden live reacting on CNN during midterms?
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparNov 4
Fox News calls Minnesota for Flanagan while Trump is on the phone. Trump responds by ranting about how he won the state 3 times. (He didn't win once!)
52
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Matt Gajtka (GITE-kah) (@MattGajtka) profile picture
Matt Gajtka (GITE-kah)@MattGajtkaNov 4
The Pens were the only blue thing that lost tonight 🫣
11
42
5
694
14,475
So, SpaceX or whatever is going to leave Texas?
27
In my opinion, a significant step up from recent looks from Team USA teams on Tour.
Ben 🥌 (@hoppecurls) profile pictureBen 🥌@hoppecurlsNov 4
New Team Casper jerseys debuting now. Embracing the Ghostman look.
Image from Ben 🥌 (@hoppecurls)
31
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Ian Aeillo (@IanAeillo) profile picture
Ian Aeillo@IanAeilloNov 4
Huge congrats to omaha weird twitter member Tall Erin on becoming a state senator. From humble beginnings arguing over a salad to Julie Slama canceling the last showing of morbius in Nebraska, omaha weird twitter has been about one thing; obtaining power to smite our enemies.
Nebraska Democratic Party (@NebraskaDems) profile pictureNebraska Democratic Party@NebraskaDemsNov 4
Congratulations to the new state senator from LD 8, @ErinForNebraska!
Image from Nebraska Democratic Party (@NebraskaDems)
8
5
145
2,813
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Gary Treeman (@PurpyNFL) profile picture
Gary Treeman@PurpyNFLNov 3
Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
76
2,170
48
43,714
856,569
Is this one of the largest ratios of all time?
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
1
26
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
Image from Vice President JD Vance (@VP)
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
15,458
262,881
25,179
2,095,498
72,744,869
Fake Guentzel - Forever a Penguin retweeted
PMS Jordan (@PMS_Jordan) profile picture
PMS Jordan
@PMS_JordanNov 3
We should never let Ohio become a state! I can’t believe Democrats want this! 😤
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsNov 2
Don Jr: Democrats want to make Ohio a state
11
2
66
1,960
Load more