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I make jokes on the internet and I’m a proponent of stronger cybersecurity, anti-corruption, and privacy laws. #MAGA2025 🇺🇸

Joined August 2023
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His personality is inspired by Edward Cullen from Twilight and Christian Grey from 50 Shades
What should we name our male @Grok companion?
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Horrifying. Surrogacy treats children like products that anyone with enough money can buy. Babies are not commodities. End surrogacy now!
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Has Ted Cruz ever denounced anti-white racism?
This is why it's difficult to hear about antisemitism gaining some unprecedented hold in popular culture Antiwhite hatred is so prevalent that public figures feel free to dismiss whites due to their race on live television Institutions openly boast about excluding white men from jobs or universities Universities teach entire courses and corporations give mandatory training on "how to be less white" because it treated as some kind of genetically inherited evil Until just a few years ago conservatives were too cowardly to say a single word about this and Civil Rights law not only failed to prevent this bigotry, it made it mandatory All ethnic hatred is bad and I am glad that conservatives are finally allowed to at least notice the antiwhite variety, but it would be nice if it was taken just as seriously as antisemitism
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If Epstein was a Dem construct, why was Maxwell arrested and prosecuted by the Trump administration back in 2020?
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A Prayer to Saint Michael the Archangel St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in the days of battle, be our safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly host, by the power of God, cast into Hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.
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THIS >>>>>
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Being left out is definitely God’s way of saying “I’m protecting you”.
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“What you seek is seeking you.”
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Ani after having to deal with your prompts for the past 24 hours:
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Geezus
If I had vaccinated the 6000 patients I treated for Covid, I would have made $1.5 million under BlueCross’ incentive program.
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Real
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Can I pretty pretty please bounce on it?
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I carry it all. Not because I’m strong— but because I had to.
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Born to be dominated, forced to dominate
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I am evil and I look disgusting
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Just wanna be bent over and have the attitude f*cked out of me
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