“Nobody can stop him” @TBQuis
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after sex last night, my girlfriend asked me if I came in her
I looked at her and said “Baltimore Ravens”
she smiled and sighed with relief, she knew that even though it felt good at first, I couldn’t finish
This fan base has been through hell, man
AGKNOCKS MONDAY MORNING THOUGHTS
THE MORE WE CHANGE, THE MORE WE STAY THE SAME
Texas A&M Head Coaches Through Their First 34 Games:
Kevin Sumlin: 25-9 (73.5%)
Jimbo Fisher: 24-10 (70.6%)
Mike Elko: 23-11 (67.6%)
Texas A&M Head Coaches vs. AP Top 25 Opponents Through Their First 34 Games:
Kevin Sumlin: 6-9 (40.0%)
Jimbo Fisher: 4-8 (33.3%)
Mike Elko: 5-7 (41.7%)
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT, THEY PULL ME BACK IN FOR 15 MINUTES AND THEN I’M FULLY OUT AGAIN
-Marcel Reed, bro. I’m out of words for you this year. I know circumstances changed, the OL is all new, we lost KC, new playcaller. But holy shit man.
-I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the building for practice etc, and develop an inkling of an understanding as to why Brady Hart hasn’t gotten a chance to play meaningful snaps
-It makes no sense, and at this point the season is beyond lost. You have nothing to lose by starting Hart.
-Elko has put himself in a dilemma that if Hart sucks, the onus is on him for coming into the season with such a horrible offense in general
-if Hart is better than Marcel or dare I say “good”, we wasted a season with the wrong guy to satisfy ego? Donor money politics? It’s baffling. Bad spot to be in
BROKEN SYSTEM AND CULTURE
-how do you snap the ball on a play where you didn’t call an actual play? Either sabotage or one of the dumbest plays of all time.
-how can you fix this? Basically start from scratch next year and ride out this extension. We just need to be put in timeout. We don’t deserve a good football team, we are cursed, whatever it is. It might be time to just sit in our dirty diaper for a while.
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Texas A&M has not scored a touchdown against a ranked team since the 4th quarter against Texas last year (12 consecutive quarters).
Marcel Reed has not accounted for a touchdown against a ranked team since the 3rd quarter against Missouri last year (17 consecutive quarters).
FatBoy retweeted
Lmfaoooo men do not give a fuck about none of the shit that y’all care about
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If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀
#AggieFactThursday
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