Chelsea enthusiast

Kensington, London
Joined April 2024
We got a title to win now. Don’t run @Arsenal
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It’s not pubalgia. He’s gained more height & can’t move as smoothly anymore Havertz turns like a truck now because between his final season at Leverkusen & move to Chelsea he gained like 4 inches
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Does this shit say 47 minutes 😭😭😭 & I thought Maresca was bad for only starting him once a week
Estevao Willian 26/27 🇧🇷 • 47 minutes played
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Rowling hate online has always been superficial
This is painful to watch. You can almost see the cogs moving. An absolutist has realised her original position was built on toxic sand and tries to head for decent solid ground. And fails.
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Madueke pulling up his shorts mid counter attack😭😭
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Upamecano is so fucking good. It’s like watching a black Gerard Piqué
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Forever thankful to Jeff Bezos & his billions Just look at this masterpiece
This season, One Ring to rule them all. Watch the official trailer now, then witness Season 3 beginning November 11.
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Long if Bayern nick him upon the expiration of his scholarship. They knew what they were doing with that Ornstein brief in summer
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Rachel McAdams greatest ever
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Y’a Napoléon Bonaparte PTDRRR #17octobre
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Fake demons, if you want change you’ve got to do it in style
⚠️🔴 À REGARDER JUSQU'À LA FIN JE NE PEUX PAS DÉCRIRE CE QUE JE VIENS DE VIVRE À MARSEILLE. #17octobre
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“If you could see your whole life from start to finish, would you change things?” Film: ARRIVAL (2016)
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Out with the old, in with the new
🚨🔵BREAKING: Reece James has undergone successful minor knee surgery
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Hypervenoms worst boots ever man. Well maybe behind the Luna’s
Olise spent the last few seasons as football's ultimate boot free agent. He has systematically rejected corporate sponsorship to wear whatever he wants on the pitch. His boots of choice have long been the discontinued Nike Hypervenom Phantom III, originally phased out in 2018. Nike is now preparing to discontinue the entire Phantom silo by 2027, clearing the deck for the full performance return of the Hypervenom series. Olise's unwavering dedication to the vintage silo proved to Nike executives that immense demand remains for the beloved attacking boot, making him the obvious dream heir to Neymar's original flagship line [@Footy_Headlines]
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This Enzo Fernandez second half performance
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Caicedo hasn’t got half the running power They should leave Kante alone & first try reaching Michael Essien before his knees exploded
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Doku when it’s time to play Liverpool
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Lowkey saved our season. See you in February
🚨 😬 Xabi Alonso on Reece James: “He had little issues with the knee. We will see how long he is going to be and we will assess week by week…” (@BobbyVincentFL)
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I’ve been trying to find a pic of the bloke for the past 15 minutes with no success, he can’t possibly be that clapped for her to react this way
Tried the work husband gimmick but didn’t read the Hypergamy patch notes
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@PrivArmin He blocked me for this🤣
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